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The only thing that sucks more than the Scholomance is not going to the Scholomance
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"I wanted, uh. Advice. From you." He doesn't look away from Scorpius, though, even though he wants to, and he's fidgeting a bit.

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"Oh that's rich, isn't it, you take a pop at one of my closest friends and now you want me to help you with something."

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He winces. "We apologized! We, we really. Um. We really are sorry. We didn't... I know, Scorpius. It was... shit. It was a shit thing to do and if we'd only... done what we did today. Just, just literally spend some time around you. Around her. We would've..."

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"Funny how that works."

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Another wince. "And it's... But she does... I mean, she's strict mana? But then the whole thing around her..."

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"It's her affinity, or something."

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"...her affinity is maleficing?"

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"No, you dumbass, that can't be an affinity. I don't know what exactly it is, but it's big, and it's... not very friendly. ...I think she could be a maleficer very easily. I think she could draw malia without permission. If she let herself. Which is why she doesn't."

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"—what the fuck????"

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"Look, as a favor to me, please don't spread this. Not even to Chloe. It shouldn't be gossip. But she is not a maleficer because if she were you'd know. She has an absurdly tough time with everything because of her affinity and it fucking sucks that everyone is a hundred percent sure she is one when she's strict mana and yeah of course she's kind of a bitch to everyone, everyone is kind of a bitch to her too. If you're nice to her, she'll be nice to you. Hell, if you're indifferent to her, she'll be nice to you. She's just... a nice person. A good, nice person. With a somewhat sarcastic sense of humor, granted, but still."

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"...oh."

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"Anyway. Apology accepted, don't do it again, if you want to know if someone else is a maleficer ask me because I am better at this than you. Now. What did you want help with?"

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"Oh. Just, uh... I guess... I mean, isn't it obvious?"

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"...no? I can't actually literally read minds, Thomas."

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"But, I mean. It, like. It's. Relationship advice?"

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"...for you and Theodosia? Why would I have relationship advice to give you, I've never been in a relationship!"

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"...not just me and Theodosia, there's. Geoff, too. Um."

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"Oh of course you're into Geoff, too, I should've known. ...wait, is this about Yvette and Alexei?"

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"Well, yeah. I mean... how did you guys... make it work? Make it happen? I don't know if Geoff likes me back, and..."

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"...Thomas. Jermaine. We are not dating."

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"Oh that is bullcrap, Lake. If you're not dating I'm fucking white."

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He laughs despite himself. "We're not! There is absolutely nothing between me and either of them!"

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"Pull the other one! You weren't even trying to be stealth! Like, what the fuck even was that. Your athameReally?"

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"It was just banter!"

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"Sure looked like it was banter about how much the two of them enjoyed playing with your cock."

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