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The only thing that sucks more than the Scholomance is not going to the Scholomance
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Jermaine blinks slowly at Scorpius then looks at Yvette with uncertainty.

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Yvette is as stone-faced and unreadable as she's ever been. But she's going to be ignoring them in favor of chatting with Nkoyo about homework projects. They can, as promised, do whatever they want.

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Chloe gives Jermaine a helpless shrug to communicate that Yvette is just actually always like this, and then. She guesses she'll sit down???

"So um," she says, to Scorpius, "how are you?"

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"Me? Fine, all g—"

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"Lake if you want us to ask you how you are and mean it you need to actually answer."

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"...yeah. I do, don't I.

"I am pretty alright, actually. I'm not, ah, behind on any assignments," and he glances at Yvette guiltily for a second, "and I'm suddenly finding myself with a lot of extra mana for some reason."

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"Wait, were you behind on some of your assignments??? Scorpius!!!"

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"It was just one! A little, uh, artifice thingy, a gauntlet..." he mumbles.

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"Disappointing."

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"...oh you just did that on purpose didn't you?"

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"Maybe."

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Jermaine looks between them and... starts chewing on his bottom lip, thoughtfully.

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"He needed me to point out that it wasn't a mal," snorts Yvette, joining in on this prime opportunity. "Because he didn't notice on his own."

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"...Lake."

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"There's plenty of mals that look like all kinds of things!"

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"And you did not even recognise the pieces of your artificeVery disappointing."

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"Is it picking on Scorpius Lake hour, then? Get off my case!"

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"Well, clearly your neglected projects trying to kill you isn't very persuasive, so perhaps peer pressure will work better..."

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??? This is such a weird dynamic but she thinks she's starting to get it??? Maybe?? She's not participating, though.

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No, no, Jermaine's getting it. It's kind of familiar. "You know, if you let your alchemy projects slip like that they'll most likely blow in your face rather than hunt you down. I don't think your bajillion killing spells can deal with an exploding lab assignment."

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"I'm caught up, I'm caught up! I'm almost done with my lab final!!"

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"Looks like you've been skipping sleep to do it. Disappointing."

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"It doesn't work three times in a row, you know."

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"Your face says otherwise."

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"Oh, fuck you, Yahontov."

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