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The only thing that sucks more than the Scholomance is not going to the Scholomance
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Oh, yes please, all of that. She seconds it and thirds it and and and, how thoughts, there are no thoughts here, only pulling him back to her bed to lie atop her, and, and running her fingers through his hair, and, and murmuring the words, "I think your affinity is beautiful," against his skin, and.

And that if he wants her he can have her, what part of graduation alliance 'I will fight like hell to keep you alive to the end' was unclear?

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Well, he sure hopes that this here isn't any kind of fight nor any kind of hell and it's just being alive instead. And although he is perfectly aware that doing anything that might lead to procreation is a terrible idea and contraceptive magic is approximately impossible, there are so, so many things they can do that go nowhere near that and yet can still satisfy those same urges, aren't there? And he wants them all, he wants them all with her, he wants her.

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Oh, what a reasonable concern! Fortunately for them, she solved it already!

See, she has an IUD. It was a bit of a risk, there being no gynecologists in the Scholomance, but she is a graduation baby, so she went and nipped that in the bud before she got here.

They can do absolutely whatever they want and will not have to worry about potentially involving anyone else at all.

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...that was smart of her. He should've expected it. Well, no reason to limit themselves, then, he supposes.

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No reason at all!

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Elsewhere, at New York's table in the reading room, someone is deriving appropriate ratios for an alchemic concoction that speeds up the user's perception of time. It doesn't necessarily mean they can physically react that quickly, but it's still damned useful enough that she's going to do it herself and then keep the recipe and maybe see about refining it for later.

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Scorpius isn't particularly inclined to be subtle, here, so when he gets back to them he slams both hands on the table, loudly.

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And half the people there jump and reach for their defensive and/or offensive spells before realising it's just him. "Jesus Christ, Lake, what's wrong with you?"

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Chloe yelps, and nearly flings her papers at him, but manages to keep hold of her work.

"... Scorpius...?" she asks tentatively, because she doesn't... think she's ever seen him that mad, uh, ever.

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Rather than replying he hisses, under his breath, "Since I am sure none of you want me to cause yet another scene involving New York, you," he points at Magnus, "you," Chloe, "you," Jermaine, "and you," Jennifer Gordon, "are all coming to the stacks with me to show me where to find, I don't even fucking now, make up some book I'm asking you all to come show me where it is or whatever, because if you don't I am going to, oh, you know what I mean, autocomplete my threats. Now."

And without waiting for them he turns around and stalks off into the stacks.

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...well shit.

You will not find Jermaine saying no when Scorpius looks, uh, this mad. He does not want to find out what happens if you say no to Scorpius when he's this mad.

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Magnus looks at the others kind of incredulously but also, he... knows... or at least strongly suspects what this is about. Given the, ah. Choice. Of people.

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Yyyeah. Yeah, uh. Yep.

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Chloe is also starting to put this together, but yeah, she'll go help Scorpius 'find a book' in the stacks.

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Halfway down the stacks the floating mana lights start trying to get dimmer but one glare from him is enough to make sure they rethinks their life choices and they're at maximum brightness thenceforth. When they're far enough in that if Scorpius descends into a screaming rage people will only mostly hear muffled screams he turns around, folds his arms, and asks, "So, show of hands, which of you participated in the decision to kill Yvette?" His nostrils are flaring and he's breathing the kind of heavily that one breathes when one is doing their level best to not descend in aforenarrated screaming rage.

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"Kill...? It was just supposed to drain her of malia!! She'd have been fine!" blurts Chloe.

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"Thank you for lifting your metaphorical hand, and if I don't miss my guess Tebow was the one who made the actual crawler anddddd I'm sure Gordon and Thomas participated in the decisionmaking process, too, if nothing else to egg it on—"

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"We weren't trying to kill her, didn't you hear—"

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"And what, Magnus dear, happens if your little construct can't find any malia in its target? What, Chloe dearhappens," and the volume of his voice is rising at the same time as literal steam is starting to evaporate off his skin and his eyes are starting to glow softly yellow, "if the target is strict mana? What happens, my fellow students, if a construct meant to draw in malia goes after someone who doesn't even have holes in her headboards because she has never pulled malia once in her life?!" And now there's eldritch wind, too, circling around him. "What happens," and he's not shrieking but he's just shy of it, "if you build a thing that can't get the power it needs to survive the way you intended it to?!"

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Magnus blanches.

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The answer is well known to them all. If you make something and then ask it to live, but it can't survive the way you intended, it'll often go bad. Become another maleficaria, like all the rest. Just looking for the mana it needs to keep going. Which is about as good as setting a mal on her themselves.

"But, she's, but nobody's really that strict, but..."

This mostly seems to be to herself, as she pales and covers her mouth with both hands, horrified.

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"What happens," and he takes a step towards all four of them that somehow echoes, that makes the books shake in their shelves—

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Jennifer and Jermaine take a step back, suddenly actually terrified.

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—"if your thoughtless, brainless prank kills the closest thing I have to a friend in this school? She. Is. Not. A. Maleficer. You putrescent sacks of shit." He punches one of the stacks with the side of his fist and four books fall off the shelves when he does that.

...and oh, that's not just anger, there, with the way his voice almost cracks, the way he wobbles while he's talking. It may suddenly become incredibly clear that... Scorpius was, also, terrified.

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“It wasn’t a dumb prank, it, it, it was supposed to exonerate her, get everyone to calm down and leave you alone, I believed you when you said, but, I. I thought we were friends?”

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