Maybe intentionally trying to mess with interdimensional portals was a bad idea, Akira thought just before she was pulled in. Well, at least she wasn't bored anymore.
"How creative. I guess that will be one unfortunate consequence of what I'm doing, less effort put into solutions like that."
"I agree, and I'm excited to see everything people do and create with the new tools I'm making available. I'm just accustomed to celebrating uniqueness and it's a little sad that in some ways there will be less of it here than there was before."
"Yeah, that's true, I guess with a few exceptions most people's one thing isn't too out there."
"That makes sense. Goodness, if your world has a true history there must be people who are millenia old here. Do people remember that far back?"
"I mentioned that sometimes my role is played by scenery. One of the things I can do is absorb something of a summary of what my stand-ins experienced. The resulting memories are very strange. They encompass a lot more time than I can really claim to have experienced."
"Oh, I give advice, sell summons for rare monsters and offer a challenging fight somewhere around the midpoint of my world's order of events."
"The fights of my world are closer to a dynamic obstacle course than to hand-to-hand combat. I do things like shoot a volley of heart shaped projectiles on a fairly predictable path. Or create a grid of damaging energy with the safe zones marked a few seconds ahead of time."