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"I'm not going to censor you for going against the Tumblr liberals but I am going to raise an eyebrow at you when you say stuff that skirts too close to what nrx says in public."

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Vivian plants her hands on Peter and Marcus's heads and grips them, gently, as one might grip an egg to keep it stable without popping its shell and splashing its contents everywhere. At an example.

"Marcus. Peter. Can we not rehash discourse that was getting stale when we were in elementary school. I will even accept a return to the actual point of this entire conversation if absolutely necessary."

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"Yeeeees, mooooom."

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"Yeah, sure, alright."

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"Thank you," she says, releasing them. She sits cross-legged on top of the picnic table.

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Marcus resumes reading the list of notebook powers.

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"I'm gonna grab something to eat, does anyone else want anything?"

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"Oh I'll come with."

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"Like any requests? Grab me froyo from that place we usually go to two blocks down from the school. And you can add all the fattening shit you want, I'll never have to worry about getting fat again."

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"Frozen yogurt, extra melted butter. Loud and clear, boss. - get me the vanilla chocolate caramel thing? You know the one. I'll Venmo you."

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"Same as always."

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"Marcus I have no idea what you always have."

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"Ughhh. Strawberries and marshmallows and melted chocolate."

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"...okay no actually I just remembered that most of the fattening stuff tastes awful. Just do strabwerries, cherries, kiwi, and sure let's go with chocolate. White chocolate."

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"I'll try to remember that."

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"I'm writing it down," says Felicia tapping away at her phone.

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"Oh of course you picked Mysterious Allure," Marcus says, after they're gone.

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"I honestly didn't want to, it's just that it's a prereq for Love Interest."

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"Uh huh. Sure."

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"Oh, shut up."

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"Captive Audience sounds right up your alley, though, and you didn't grab it?"

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"Yeah. Bit too much mind control for my tastes, and even with the notebook's revised no-mind-control versions of things I just want to kind of figure out how to be that captivating the hard way, you know?"

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"Meh." Read read read. "...surprised again, you didn't take Love Triangle?"

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"Clearly someone here hasn't been reading any Mary Sue fics."

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"No. I haven't. Enlighten me."

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