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"Yes, Dore is one, I'm just being facetious."

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"'Facetious'," says Marcus, again in an exaggerated imitation of Peter's voice.

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"Making fun of people's speech patterns is a jock thing to do, you know."

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"You take that back right this instant, how dare you."

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"You're spending a lot of time talking and not enough time eating."

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Marcus flips Peter the bird but does in fact resume eating.

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And after they finish eating he goes to fetch his sister (who's a sophomore).

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"You're slow."

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"Sue me."

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She rolls her eyes but gets up from her table with the theater clique to follow him.

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And onwards to find Vivian!

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Vivian has, conveniently, already finished her lunch cigarette and applied obfuscatory cologne. "Peter and... okay, that's not a normal slice of your social circle, is something serious?"

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"Yes! There's a thing that is sufficiently secret that I actually want to find somewhere secluded to talk about it."

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"He hasn't told us what the secret thing is."

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"Do you have a secluded spot in mind or do you want one of mine?"

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"I think you're the best of us to, uh, at finding good secluded spots."

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"...was that meant as an insult?"

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"—no, why would it be?"

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"If it's an insult it cashes out to you're drowning in pussy and weed so frankly I'm cool either way."

She leads them to: the auditorium, which is locked. Then she unlocks it and leads them in.

"We can sit in the cheap seats, or if you want serious overkill I can get us into the sound booth."

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"...yeah let's go for overkill."

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"This is, uh, actually kind of starting to concern me?"

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Vivian's eyebrows rise. "Same, but sure. Gimme a sec."

She leads them to the booth, then removes two bobby pins from her too-short-to-need-them hair, bends and denudes them, and pops the lock.

The booth is slightly cramped and overly warm, but they fit.

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"...okay so now that we're here and I'm about to tell you guys about the thing it's occurring to me that I may have in fact gone crazy so uh... well I guess you guys are in fact the people I'd want to tell if I were going crazy? So, either something completely bonkers has happened or I am completely bonkers. One of those."

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"Concern levels rising."

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Yeah it is actually kind of something-adjacent-to-concerning even if he's not going crazy.

He grabs the notebook.

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