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"Let me see the notebooks."

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"I, uh," and a penny drops like a hundred pound stone in his head. "...sure," he says while he tries not to let his face show how much he's kicking himself.

Why, oh, why did he think he'd need to figure all of this out... on his own?

Anyway he grabs one of the non-magical notebooks (at least he hopes it's not magical but that'd be hilarious) and offers it to him.

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"...everything alright?" asks Gabe, accepting the notebook.

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"Yeah, just, just having an epiphany."

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"Oh no, should I call an ambulance?"

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"Do I look like I want to get bankrupted today?"

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"Now why would you ruin my joke by forcibly inserting the realities of the American healthcare system into it like that?"

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Jessica giggles.

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"This is a pretty high quality notebook, though," opines Gabe, passing it over to Marcus.

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"That's what I said! Nate is garbage at pranks, I don't even want my old notebooks back. Besides, these would look great with this nail polish I've been thinking of trying..."

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"—really?! Oh you have to show me, what color did you pick, do you have a picture?"

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"I'm pretty sure it was a joke," says Anna in between mouthfuls. Then she pauses. "...right?"

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"Who knows. Hey how do you think I'd look with eyeliner on? And maybe a skirt?"

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"Fetching," says Marcus, offering Peter his notebook back.

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"Okay, no, Tarleton, if you're serious about this we're gonna need to consult, I do not trust your fashion sense."

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"I think I dress well enough!" he protests.

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"For a boy. Jeans and T-shirt and be reasonably clean and shave regularly and you're ninety percent of the way there."

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"Are you saying I don't dress better than this clown?" he asks, hiking his thumb in Marcus's direction.

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"That bar is low."

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"Jeans and T-shirt and clean and shaven."

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"Okay fine there's more to it than that."

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"Hey, fuck both of you."

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"Fuck me yourself, you coward," says Peter...

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...but Marcus says exactly the same thing at the same time imitating Peter's voice. "You're so predictable, Pete," he adds.

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"I like to think of myself as consistent instead."

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