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Aug 10, 2022 9:54 PM
Wherein Everyone is Flandre.
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Patchouli nods, and keeps reading her grimorie.

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Whyyyyyyy is talking to people so haaaaaaaaaaaard?

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Awwww, it's okay, we'll all- er, most of us will help you as much as we can!

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I'm good at talking to people. ...I'm pretty sure. If I wasn't literally created a few minutes ago, in which case my memories aren't really reliable.

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Oh good, it's a philosopher. No one cares about whatever asinine existential crisis you're currently experiencing. If you don't have a suggestion, be silent.

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I think that whatever skill may or may not be brought to bear, the bookworm is not going to be very good conversation on her own merits. Perhaps discussing magical theory. It seems foolhardy to take any long silences from her as a failure, regardless.

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I'll keep my existential crises to myself from now on, then. I'm agreed with the poet, however.

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Can I ask about eyes? Can I? Can I?

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Patchy said to just read over her shoulder. If the other voices want to argue, we can ask how she reads so much and hasn't had her eyes go blind.

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Not that kind of eyes! The crushy ones.

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Patchy is not an ally. We should avoid revealing the source of our power. Don't ask about the eyes, but see if there's any references to them in the books. And if we kill Patchy first, we can do that step in peace.

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Patchy is not an enemy either. Can't you see that?

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I don't see the relevance.

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Well, we have people who ARE enemies hanging out, or at least much worse than Patchy. Bigger targets.

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They are not here. Patchy is here.

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They're like, maybe one or two rooms over? Time and space are all wibbly wobbly in here. Could always pick a fairy servant up if you HAVE to.

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Not that I don't appreciate the endlessly riveting debate between directionless homicidal tendencies and practicality, but could we please do something more interesting than this?

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Yeah, listening to you argue is booooring. I'm just gonna ask her.

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Leaning in over Patchouli's shoulder, you smile brightly.

"Patchy-sama, do you know anything about magic eyes?"

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"Mm. They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. Magic involving them is pretty common. Do you mean like the Satori's third eye, which reads people's minds? Or like the eyes of some moon rabbits, that can drive you crazy if you look into them?"

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"No, I mean the eyes that everything has, and you can hold them in your hand and-"

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Shutupshutupshutupshutup!

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I was just about to get to the important part!

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Patchy looks at you with a raised eyebrow. "And...?"

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Notgoodnotgood. Just say like 'Images. Why would people draw eyes on things?'

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