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Wherein Everyone is Flandre.
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Of course it's us, who else could it be?

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Could have been... Many people!

Remillia Scarlet, our older sister and head of the house,
Sakuya Izayoi, the head maid with time powers,
That assistant Patchouli has around here... the bat-imp-girl-thing!
Hong Meiling, that Chinese door-guard who's always asleep,
Reimu Hakurei, if she's coming from her Shrine Maiden duties to beat up everyone again,
Marisa Kirisame the witch, for the same beating-up-people or to steal books,
Cirno the dumb Ice Fairy, if she got lost...
Any of the bunches of fairies that clean and stuff...

Or us!

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Do please spare us and our host the list. Instead, compliment her, say we're ever so pleased to be sane enough to be allowed the chance to see her incomparably lovely face. I doubt we've ever complimented her in such a way, being - what are we, twelve? Charming. Regardless, she should be caught off guard for whatever the rest of the menagerie of the mad wish to do.

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Lay off on the poetry, just confess love- always gets them to blink first. Then we go in for the kill.

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Now that's what I call a plan.

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Just confess love? That's easy!

"I love you, Patchouli-samaaaaaa!~"

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"Yes, Flandre, I know. How did you even get here?"

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Ugh. I can't even tell if she's afraid beneath that awful smell.

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Sigh.

Do you see now the value of poetry?

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Maybe she smells bad because of her name? Or maybe she got her name because she smells bad!

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That didn't work. Next time, listen to the suave one.

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Um. That totally didn't surprise her. Quick, someone give me something else to say!

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I guess Rumia could float here...

Wait. What's going on?

Patchy! We kinda... Flew over the bookshelves?

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Good behavior. But we require help to keep it up, it's so very difficult to act normal, could she be so kind as to help?

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"Patchy! We kinda... Flew over the bookshelves?"

You look around again, and then everyone starts talking at once.

"Where are we, anyway? Where's Remi? What are you doing? Do you want to play with us? Why do you smell so bad? What's the name of your library demoness again? Can you maybe help us talk better or behave better? Are we asking too many questions?"

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Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

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"Um. Could you slow down a little? I'm not sure where Lady Scarlet is, but it's the middle of the day so she's probably asleep. This is the basic magical theory section. And while I might like to play with you, I'm kind of busy doing research, along with Koakuma... Though I guess now I have other priorities. Did you meet any fairies on your way here?"

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Okay, okay, slow down. Help me think here, please? And don't all fight over the voice?

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Just let that one voice word things.

Word how we can be better so they stop putting us in the basement.

None of us want to go back.

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Yes, do please all be silent as I talk our way out of this.

Ahem.

'Meet, no. I saw a few, but I stayed away from them. Whatever you're researching sounds much more interesting. What are you studying?'

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Phooey! That's not what I said to word!

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I doubt she'll give a satisfactory answer, and she looks eminently - what's the term for it... Ah, yes. Vulnerable to being nerd-sniped.

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If you're not going to fight, then I don't care. Say what they said.

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Poetry voice is right, talk nerdy to her.

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Wow, it's been a while since I agreed on something like that.

"Meet, no. I saw a few, but I stayed away from them. Whatever you're researching sounds much more interesting. What are you studying?"

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