carissa meets a tyrant
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"My lord -"

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Is Iomedae giving anyone religious advice? How about tactical advice that might have a moral component to it? No, they're talking about killing nonsentient undead.

... He hopes it's nonsentient. Undead is nonsentient, right?

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Yes, Your Grace.

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Abadar expert! Abadar expert, what's your summary of the god Abadar from all the written materials, collected for the great Duke Sikandros and sent straight to his chiplock?

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Abadar is the god of trade and commerce, Lawful Neutral, favored by merchants and moneylenders and so on. His priesthood runs a country, or one of his priests claims to be Him and run a country thereby, or something like that. His afterlife sounds perfectly nice, technologically advanced and wealthy and stable. He is considered to be allied with Asmodeus, which seems like a bad sign, but also with Iomedae and Irori and Aroden-before-His-death and Shizuru and Erastil. His followers are commanded not to steal, or bargain falsely, or destroy things of value, or break their sworn word, or misuse money entrusted to them; He prohibits war except in self-defense. He is not a particularly smiting-inclined god but before the end of prophecy He is recorded to have smote people for perfidy on a few occasions.

 

The formal assessment of the Duke's Abadar expert is that He seems pretty okay? Some of the punishments for theft in this legal code seem pretty fucked up but she guesses theft was a bigger deal when everyone was incredibly poor.

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Okay, smiting people for perfidy seems... reasonable... for his purposes.

"Lehali, since you, perhaps, have a personal interest in this matter..."

(Also, someone should fetch Carissa out of the Work Room.)

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The program is this:

Lehali will take a shuttle down to the Temple of Abadar, backed by d'Acier (pairing the two of them is something the Tyrant always thinks before doing, but under the circumstances he doesn't think there's a risk), Korakhel (who Carissa has not met, but is an enormous swaggering man with ram's horns, black wings trailing a cape and two swords who is really useful when you need to intimidate someone) and Ilumnae (not actually all that terrifying, but has been picking up arcane magic faster than anyone else, and can maintain her own Detect Magic to supplement Carissa's - pale, lots of silken drapery, translucent wings) with Lorcain managing the artillery cover and Carissa watching through a scry, and Lehali can - yes, explain the situation so people can stop panicking - and see about hiring the highest-level cleric present for a Forbiddance or six, and buy some recommendations for honest people to do business with for the rest of making the castle impregnable. And meanwhile his spies can develop a more complete set of reports on all the other gods.

Any questions?

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Carissa does not have any questions! Having questions seems like it'd probably be the job of someone higher-ranking!

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Right! Then the dreadful Chariot will descend from the flying castle to the city, aimed at the biggest, fanciest temple of Abadar in it, the one with the highest-level spells it's offering prices for. What's that one look like?

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Expensive. It's done in the eastern style, rather than the Avistani, which is domed with little parapets; it's gilded, and the great central dome shines like a bald head. Four different holy symbols associated with Abadar are engraved over the doors; signs in front of the temple are in eight languages. There's a line that stretches out the door, neat and orderly, and the steps leading up to the temple are clean white marble even though the city around them is, well, a premodern city, and stinks of sewage.

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And the Chariot swoops down, turning to let loose the angels! d'Acier will emerge, soaring above the crowd; Korakhel will follow, then Lehali, and then Ilumnae, directing a hovering pallet of spellsilver. Korakhel will drop in to flank Lehali as they land, and d'Acier will summon a red carpet out of the filth of the streets for them to land on, drawing razor-sharp lines of fire along the fringes of the carpet to warn the locals to stay back. All of the angels have wings, outlandish clothes, swords, magical items in the City of Brass's color scheme, and are displaying coats of arms that quarter their own arms with Sikandros's Iron Ring. 

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And Lehali, sweeping out of this, sword by her side, looking highly dangerous, is in fact annoyed. Suffering is bad, so why is it still happening?

She will point at the street, and trestle tables covered with rich, delicious (she is admittedly not going for healthy because she has forgotten humans need food to be highly nutritious, so this is more calories and less vitamins) dishes will grow out of the filthy street. Then at that other bit of the street to create giant tuns full of sweet drinks and fruit drinks and wine and water out of bits of gunk nobody was using. Then at random other gunk just to turn it into air so the street looks cleaner.

Anyone obviously need healing?

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Lehali is very adorable and d'Acier understands why Uair has a crush on her and they have a job to do.

Assuming Lehali is not immediately mobbed (which hopefully Korakhel and his very large swords will avert), d'Acier will swoop to whoever is managing the line and land directly in front of that person.

"Pala Lehali, ambassador of the great Duke Sikandros, is come for confidential speech with the chief priest of Abadar in the city of Absalom."

No, this isn't a fancy speech. She has a fancy-speaking deficit. She also has many large pointy objects and magical powers, if it helps.

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" - right," says the apprentice, only a bit intimidated, "it's six hundred Absalom pounds to speak to the seventh-circle priest on short notice. It's usually less but there's a lot of demand for banking services today. We have a moneychanger if you haven't got Absalom pounds."

 

 

(People are hanging well back from the food. It's presumably a trick or illusion of some sort.)

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The food is real but Carissa wouldn't take it either; what's the game? Is she toying with them?

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"What is that in spellsilver by weight?" she asks, gesturing at Ilumnae's pallet.

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"Mortals of Golarion!" she declares, with the Charisma of someone who was on the upper end of what humans could manage before putting on a headband. "Duke Sikandros has come to have speech with the priests of Abadar! He means no harm to the city of Absalom, nor to your lives."

And then if anyone needs healing or anything, she can only provide it for very basic things (see: never human), but if she was limited to her own skills she'd never get anything done; all that she accomplishes comes from her loyal followers and faithful superiors, rather than her own isolated talents.

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.....does the powerful apparently benevolent entity want them to kneel? They'll kneel. They still won't take the food. She might be a fairy. Most powerful apparently benevolent entities specifically offering food and saying they mean no harm to your lives are fairies, probably. 

One person pays a street urchin a copper to take some food and eat it but the street urchin takes the copper, runs up to the food, and then darts off in the opposite direction. 

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"...if you want to fatten up everyone in Absalom for some reason you probably want to drop the food on one of the Good churches."

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" - uh, I think it'd be, four ounces, maybe five, of spellsilver, but you'll have to ask the moneychanger," says the apprentice, eyeing the pallet.

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This world is in fact terrible but she admits she thought some people would be starving enough to take it anyway.

"Duke Sikandros is merciful, and means no harm to your city," she'll let them know. "These gifts are given of free choice, and not any desire for power over you or to harm you. But accept them or refuse them as you please, for mine own affairs are with the Church of Abadar." Today. After that she needs to get their charity situation sorted.

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"Then we will speak with the moneychanger," d'Acier says flatly.

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(After the scary people leave the food gets grabbed.)

 

The moneychanger looks bored and unimpressed about the powerful aliens sweeping into his bank with a floating pallet of spellsilver. He is unimpressed, mostly, and he's not scared; he has insurance. He will turn some of this spellsilver into Absalom pounds, if it passes purity testing.

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Assuming their purity tests don't throw glitches at '100%', it will indeed pass.

In that case, they want to speak with the highest priest of Abadar present, and are ready to throw $Money at that problem until it disappears.

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Temos Sevandivasen is a middle-aged Vudrani man (persons with exposure to Earth racial categories would call him South Asian) with a well-appointed office on the third floor of the temple. They are showed up two flights of clean marble stairs and announced to Temos as - "uh, who should I announce you as."

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