carissa meets a tyrant
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He shrugs. "Why hasn't Taldor conquered the world? Someone'd stop them. Why hasn't Galt? Someone'd stop them. Why hasn't Good? Someone'd stop them."

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"Why hasn't Good replaced the Chelish government, closed the portals to the Abyss and to Abaddon, and fixed your planet's desperate poverty." She cracks another smile. "And why, given godly power, would anyone think the most interesting thing to do with it would be to be evil?"

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"Good has not done those things because someone - specifically Asmodeus, with respect to Cheliax - would stop them. 

I am not sure I've ever had it asserted that any of the Evil gods are Evil because it's the most interesting thing to do. Maybe some of the demon lords. I think generally they are evil for some other reason."

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"Then how do we stop Asmodeus?"

 

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"Wait. No. Who do I talk to about the question, 'then how do we stop Asmodeus?'"

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"I bet you won't be able to stop Asmodeus," he says, somewhat tiredly. "But the Church of Iomedae is the people to talk to about trying."

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"Fate is not fixed 'till the sword is resheathed," she says, the proverb not quite translating. "What is Iomedae like?"

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"She is an ascended mortal, who was a paladin of Aroden a thousand years ago, at Taldor's height, when she led a crusade against the lich Tar-Baphon. She's the most interventionist of the Lawful Good deities and the most opposed to Asmodeus. I can get you a book with the code of her paladins. This is not advice but I think, if it's your intent to war with Cheliax, her faith will lend you any help they can, unless your cause is hopeless."

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"Our cause is not likely to be hopeless." She grins, young and bold and very, very doomed. "What are the biases of the Iomedaeans? What will they try to persuade us into?"

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"....destroying Evil, at the expense of your other interests, whatever those are."

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"Destroying evil or destroying the evil?"

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"I'm not sure what you mean. In general to stop people, in war, you have to kill them."

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"I mean that I have not the faintest notion of the alignment of half my friends and allies and I don't want Iomedaeans pointing a sword at them, and I mean that if half the population of Cheliax is evil my liege wants an ally who won't try to halve the country's population. Are these requirements likely to give us problems, with the Church?"

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"Well, I can't imagine they'd just want to kill the people in Cheliax, they'll go to Hell and who does that benefit but Asmodeus. I imagine they would also be pragmatic about allies who want to fight Hell. Iomedaens are notoriously pragmatic."

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She nods. "Tell me about Asmodeus." And, serious, "Tell me about Hell."

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"Asmodeus is the Lawful Evil god who rules Hell. Stories of who ruled Hell before Him are unreliable. Most stories have it that no one rivals him in Hell, and few gods are more powerful. He is a god that is particularly distant from mortals, though he has intervened very directly in Golarion in recent decades, in support of House Thrune in the Chelish Civil War. Asmodeus and His followers are lawful, but not wise to treat with, if you aren't sure you understand the rules you treat under; they'd prefer it, if their trade partners come away feeling cheated. 

 

Hell is the Lawful Evil afterlife. It's generally understood to be unpleasant. Those who go there are Evil, and willing to hurt others for some minor reduction in their own suffering; some people say that that's all the torment there is in Hell, that it was ultimately all caused by an Evil person. Whether or not that's true, though, Hell is full of torment because Asmodeus prefers and engineered it that way. Different afterlives have different kinds of native outsiders; those of Hell are devils, and they are obedient and fearsome and cruel. 


People go to Hell if Pharasma judges them Lawful Evil. It's not actually one of the more common assignments. Criminals aren't Lawful, and those who don't take the lives of others, or treat them with great cruelty, don't tend to turn out Evil. Slaveowners need to worry about it. Unjust rulers need to worry about it. Men who beat their wives and children to excess.

Cheliax has figured out how to make most people Lawful Evil, by convincing them to treat cruelty casually enough, to expect it from everyone, to twist themselves in advance of it. Most Chelish people, and many who do business there, go to Hell."

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"Understood."

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And now Lehali has another thing to do adventuring at, this time that will get her eternally tortured if she screws up. d'Acier really wishes someone else had the job of being The Sane One, but sometimes there's only one Sane One, and that's just how life is. Ugh.

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And Lehali will ask a lot more general questions about the gods and about the world! She'll also ask the more specific question of who she should buy Forbiddance and Mage's Private Sanctum and Teleport Trap spells in Absalom from who will Definitely Absolutely Not Cheat Her, her boss wants his entire flying castle covered in Mage's Private Sanctum and all of it except a teleport room Forbiddance'd. Doesn't care about the alignment of the caster for the Forbiddance except 'not evil.'

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He can answer her questions! The Church of Abadar knows who is a reliable seller of magical services in Absalom! And knows a reasonable amount on most other topics!

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Excellent! Then she can finish off and depart, there to send a preliminary report while she goes and hires some spellcasters! (She'll probably want to turn more of her spellsilver into money, though, before she goes, so she has funds to do the hiring.)

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No one has assailed the flying castle. (Lots of people have sent invisible animal spies.)

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Invisible animal spies will fail if they can't get through the golden mesh that the angels like to spread everywhere, but otherwise that's perfectly reasonable. They'll mostly learn that there are lots of terrifying outsiders with strange magic items (and, uh, regular magic items, high-quality, purchased from the City of Brass) possessing terrifying powers to shape physical objects, the majority of whom can't see invisible animals, going around messing with things and talking in a foreign language. Unfortunately there are closed doors, but the angels regularly walk through them so the animals can follow.

(The angels who can, thanks to enhanced hearing, enhanced smell, or magic items that provide Detect Magic or Arcane Sight, are going to end up filling Sikandros's brig with invisible animal spies.)

((Of course he has a brig. What kind of respectable evil overlord wouldn't?))

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"If you'd like, my lord, I can mindread the spies. They're probably mostly actual animals or long-duration summons but some might be familiars, or something stranger."

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"Logical," says Sikandros. "Yes..." he smiles. "Let us see what they have to - think."

(Sandy is, as it happens, somewhat distracted. He's got his report; Iomedae isn't genuinely aligned with him, but she shares his interest in opposing Cheliax and is basically someone he can work with. It isn't certain they can work together, since he is presumably Evil, but so long as he's Lawful he's sure they can manage to work it out. Just... ugh. He cares about doing things right, and the stakes are very, very high, and that makes it a lot less fun than an environment where he's actually in control.)

He'll go with Carissa to hear her reports in person; he's curious just what mind controlling a brig of animals looks like.

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