...................

You know what, it's been a long fucking two and a half months and he has a hot boy and a cute boy implicitly offering him a threesome and he's a teenager and it's been a really long two and a half months.  "Uh.  Just kissing would be fine...?"

...is it chill that Legs Guy and his partner are like mega hitting on Tim...? Yeah, the vibes are good. And the look on Tim's face is really funny.

Esper hearing can probably catch Sean's quiet chuckle as he passes by on an errand.

Tim doesn't notice.  Tim's about to be otherwise occupied!

"Just kissing would be fine," Woo-young agrees.

Well, Tae-hwan still doesn't really want to kiss Tim but if Tim kisses him he will respond because it's hot to tease people and hyung will be watching which is double hot. He is unfortunately still forced to be prone so Tim will have to decide whom he wants to kiss first.

Well, Tae-hwan's not bi!  It'd be rude to kiss someone not into him.  He'll very slowly go for Min Woo-Young.  The almost-tinfoil is a weird sensation, but not...actually all that bad.  It's interesting, for sure.

That it certainly is. 

Tim will be the second esper this confluence to newly discover just how good Woo-young is at kissing.

Whoah.  Tim would be taking notes if he were capable of doing that right now.

Eheheheheh.

Thaaaat is really hot. And it's also making him want to kiss Aumento. Which was perhaps predictable. He knows Aumento is not going to be another exception, but he lives in hope that maybe this time...

Well, if requested, Tim can certainly make out a little with a hot guy.  He is prepared to make this sacrifice.  It's for guiding!  And he hasn't had this in months, and he's only human, and why did he make himself that stupid promise not to do anything relationship-adjacent

Oh but requesting it is so much less fun.

His hyung can request it for him.

Best hyung.

He is about as good at kissing as Woo-young, on account of them having been partners for six years.

Oh.  Well.  Tim thought that you weren't bi?  I mean.  It's just guiding.  Yeah, it's fine, better, really, not risk of relationsh - whoah.

...

Okay.  This is.  A lot.

Mmkay yeah Aumento is not an exception. Why do all guys taste weird except for Woo-young.

Whatever. He's gonna give this boy a great time and later on he and Woo-young will use these memories to fuel some more guiding related activities.

Tim has no opinions on why he tastes weird and might, if he were less...distracted...be able to tell that something is a little off with Tae-hwan.  As it is, however, he's too busy receiving good guiding and a great time.

Tae-hwan is ?un?fortunately Quite backlashed, on account of he killed two worms before he ruined his legs, and the making out with Woo-young and Aumento is going to be necessary for the foreseeable future.

Oh no~

Well.  Tim is nothing if not dutiful.  For the good of humanity, he will accept this burden.

Tae-hwan is still not fully guided but he thinks that if he keeps making out with cute boys he can't fuck he will die of blue balls so he has elected to take a break from that for now. 

"So, you've been here since the dungeon showed up?"

Him, too, Tae-hwan.  Him, too.

Tim's been aggressively matching his power to match the available throughput from Tae-hwan, so he's holding pretty steady.  "Yessir, pretty close.  Within twelve hours, I think.  I was doing search and rescue when I found April awakening - she's the blonde one who's always clinging to an esper.  Ever since, I've been using her as a ridiculous backlash sink and staying here."

"Oh, wait, you run into her awakening while rescuing her? That's, like, such a manhwa premise."

"Right?!  Luckiest thing to happen through this whole thing.  Honestly, she's probably going to have the least awful Hell Week ever, not counting ones like mine."  Timothy doesn't know what a Manhwa is but it sounds like 'fanfiction' in context, so he'll roll with it.

"And she's also compatible with Ji-woo? That's, like, super lucky. I wonder what her powers will end up being."