You see, if Tanidio leaves, then he couldn't keep using him as a very snuggly couch, which would be a cruel and unusual punishment.

... But they are also currently naked on a cellar floor. "We could go to a bed."

He feels disappointed, which is incredibly stupid.

"That's a good idea."

He sits up and starts to gather his clothes.

Clothes gathering! Yes, those shouldn't stay in the basement.

Bun is doing his best impression of a limpet throughout this process.

That's kind of pathetic!

They head back and Tanidio sits on his bed.

Tanidio should have a Bun on his bed. It's a Science Fact.

?!

Tanidio should be... Snuggled on his bed? Yes?

?!?!?!?!?!

if... Bun wants to treat him as a pillow... he can do that?

He makes a very excellent pillow, is the thing.

Also he's tired and drunk and on another plane and just discovered how good a pillow Tanidio makes, and that's his excuse for why he keeps doing that.

...

...

...

Bun is so warm, is the thing. 

They can both use each other as heaters! Reciprocity!

... ... ... ... 

On impulse he kisses Bun on the forehead.

YES

A smile and increased snuggling!

Maybe they can just go to sleep like this.

What do you mean, "can?" Bun is already half way there.

Tanidio kisses him on the forehead again before he goes to sleep.

Bun sleeps well. (Tanidio: very good pillow).

He wakes up with a splitting headache and a perfect memory of last night. It's good he didn't blackout-- means he didn't nearly give himself alcohol poisoning -- but oh god.

He just impulsively had sex with someone he met two days ago, who is going to be stuck in close quarters with. Oh, and he might now have an exciting other world STI, because Drunk Bun apparently forgot that part of his medical training.

-- he would rather like to go hide in a hole now. Unfortunately, such a hole is not available. He can try to extract himself from Tanidio's bed?

Asleep Tanidio thinks this is a terrible idea.

Oh noooo.

On the one hand: he doesn't want to be rude and wake him up.

On the other: he is going to die of embarassment and leaving his corpse in his bed is ruder.

... He'll stay until Tanidio wakes up, and then apologise profusely.

...why is there a person in his bed. There should not be a person in his bed.

He immediately hits them with a Magic Missile and then casts Shield.

Is this where we're watching the Earth human invent vaccines. 

Yes! Here's some popcorn. Tanidio just hit Bun with a magic missile. 

?!

He'll get better.