Ah, but Tanidio has made a mistake there. Now he is in even better hair petting range!

BUT WHY ISN'T HIS HAIR BEING PULLED.

Because it's so soft! Pulling would be a waste of it. Also, and this is important: he's even less telepathic than Tanidio, and has no clue he wants that.

BUT HURTING PEOPLE IS LIKE THE MOST NORMAL SEX ACT. IT'S LIKE NOT KNOWING ABOUT KISSING

Does Bun look like he knows much about kissing that he isn't just making up for enthusiasm?

Seeing the positive reaction to him taking his own shirt, he taking off Tanidio's shirt, but is foiled by his drunkenness and the unfamiliarity of the shirt.

Tanidio helps!

...He has a lot of scars. Like, a lot of scars. There are parts of his back that are more scar than skin.

That is... A lot of scars? It's an objectively concerning amount of scars???

Seeing as he has the impulse control of a drunk lightweight, he starts kissing them. (Kissing something better isn't really a thing and even if it was now is too late, but still.)

Finally something normal! Of course Bun likes making a point of the signs of his humiliation and inferiority.

"What happened?" He's guessing the Worldwound, because that makes sense. (There's some bit of him trying to scrape up enough mental math ability to work out how lucky Tanidio has to have been to not get a deadly infection, even with Infernal Healing...)

Chrisor and falling behind in school because he had to work in the shop. "Worldwound, yeah."

The Worldwound is very bad and also one of the problems he is least qualified to help with.

Well, then the scars simply need to be kissed more in thankfulness that Tanidio managed to survive.

Even from Bun's point of view these are a sign that he was weak enough to get hurt. Bun is making a point of it, and it's not list on Tanidio that Bun is unscarred.

Maybe there's the makings of a sadist in him after all.

He whimpers, because Bun strikes him as the sort of person who likes it when you're pathetic enough to enjoy your humiliation.

TANIDIO NO

Whimpers seem like a good sign? Tanidio is going to get so petted and kissed. (And also the longer he does this, if Tanidio likes it, the longer before he has to work out whether he should take one or both of their pants off and... What to do if he does that.)

He is so gentle. Which is oddly nice and makes his chest hurt.

"... This is probably the point where I say I don't know what I'm doing. --Show me?" Is this flirtation? --Is this how to successfully flirt with Tanidio???

So they do want their men to be chaste.

Without answering, Tanidio takes off Bun's pants and swallows his dick down his throat.

... He did not expect that.

... He's not sure what he expected? Something slower?

He has a, uh, textbook understanding of this. Oral stimulation of genitals is a common sexual behaviour, et cetera.

It feels good. So good. He has no clue what to do with his hands. He could put them on Tanidio's head but that might be rude but it seems weird to just keep them by his side? "Oh my god."

Being trained to blowjob perfection is much less important than many other kinds of perfection, but it is also way easier and has important stress relief benefits for Chrisor.

He is dealing with a complete virgin here. Perfection is overkill.

"I, uh-- what am I meant to do here?" (Is he asking so Tanidio has to stop to answer? No, because that's a little too much strategy for the amount of brain he has free.)

"Enjoy yourself."

THAT'S NOT ENOUGH INSTRUCTION.

Okay, hands can go on Tanidio's shoulders. That should be okay? (Also, they are very good shoulders.)

"That may not take very long."

...

...

Wait what.

No!

Okay fuck strategy Tanidio needs to get fucked.

Fucking FINALLY.

Tanidio sits up and starts kissing Bun with all the passion he was previously restraining and-- doesn't touch Bun's dick that will make the situation worse-- fuck it. Maybe he can put his hand on Bun's cheek.