"Maybe an example would be helpful-- 'you are a woman.'"

"I -" She looks down at herself. "Well, the political climate hasn't really let me, ah - and my wife wouldn't like it -"

"Did you think you were a woman before Lan Xichen said that?"

"I... well, that's an interesting question, I'm not really up on the modern gender related lingo... I'm not sure."

"Maybe we should try something that's not a social construct."

"Well, at least I should put him back the way he was-- you are a man."

"Oh, thank goodness."

"My hair is yellow."

"That's a really convincing wig."

"The hair that you currently see on my head is yellow. --This is an ability people from my world have. I can say that my hair is any color I want, blue or pink or purple or red."

"I think the light in here might not be very good."

"This conversation is not very important and you don't remember anything from it."

Blink blink. "Well, I think that's enough smalltalk for now. Welcome to the Fractious States, how can we best establish relations with your universe?"

He can rewrite the personalities of the most powerful people in the world and no one can catch him. 

"Unfortunately, we've never made interworld contact before, so we don't know a lot about how to do it properly." For example, what to do about being able to mind-control people. 

"Well, I'm new at this too! How did you come to be here?"

"We have no idea. We just woke up here one day."

He is... not going to talk until he can get Xichen alone and find out what Xichen thinks about being able to rewrite the president's personality, how about that. 

"Huh! Nothing weird happened beforehand where you came from or where you landed?"