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"I hated that stupid turtle and I don't even remember why."

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"Right then. What needs to happen to get us and Adana in the same plane of existence again, please?"
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"... Wait, are you two on entirely different planes?"

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"Yyyyes? We are demons and we are in Hell, and she's probably an angel and if so is in Heaven, or maybe a fairy and Fairyland, and then there's the mortal world and Limbo, and these places are not contiguous. If all I had to do was traverse space to find her I would either be there already or in some kind of vehicle, believe you me."

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"That will make it more difficult to work with, we're dealing with a renewable but finite resource to transport people."

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"Not if we're smart. Where can daeva be summoned to? Just your mortal world?"

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"Yeah. By humans. Well, by non-daeva, I don't know if sphinxes and magic deer can do it. So - show up someplace nice and quiet on our Earth and draw circles?"

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"If that's not particularly dangerous, yes."

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"Can I go? I would love to go!"

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"It's not especially dangerous, I don't think. Just land in some wilderness in the middle of - I think Wyoming is still sparsely populated? Land somewhere in Wyoming that doesn't have much going on."

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"Okay. That's pretty doable. Safety precautions, though, can we pick people who can defend themselves? Sorry, paranoid."

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"The most dangerous things likely are loose unfriendly demons. If you get a loose unfriendly demon, the planet you are standing on will be sucked into a black hole. Loose unfriendly angels aren't a whole lot better. Can any of you deal with that?"

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Darren makes a squeaky sound.

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"... I mean, we could recover from it. My wife can resurrect the dead. But directly combat a black hole? No."

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"This isn't at all likely, mind you, you will notice I suggested going to Wyoming, Wyoming still exists. I'm just not sure that 'ability to defend yourselves' is what you should be selecting for here."

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"Prime's expendable, let's send him."

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"That's mean."

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"He killed you!"

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"Whatever, just send someone who can draw circles, magic deer kid can draw circles, send magic deer kid."
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"Sure. Uh - also need someone to make a portal home."

He looks at Zeviana. Hopefully.
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"Sure. Ada, magic notes, go."

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"Going," sighs Cypress, and he breaks out the book of cheat sheets to get to writing his sister notes on magic.

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And that's when Prime returns. Sister in tow.

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"Hey, fossil. You're sendin' us, I'm making a portal back, Max's drawing shit. Cool with you?"

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"Adaaaaaa?"

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