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Turtle is very aware of how his alts are having lots of sex. He's not opposed to them having sex. Actually, he supports it completely. They'd fuck him, too, if he were a woman. Except, he's not, so they won't - and vice versa. He's not into women, they're not into men. He's not particularly upset with them about this, but he does want to fix this obvious problem.
He heads to Prime's world.
"Hey," he says. "I need you to do something."
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royal_pain
from_scratch
"Right then. What needs to happen to get us and Adana in the same plane of existence again, please?"
from_scratch
"Yyyyes? We are demons and we are in Hell, and she's probably an angel and if so is in Heaven, or maybe a fairy and Fairyland, and then there's the mortal world and Limbo, and these places are not contiguous. If all I had to do was traverse space to find her I would either be there already or in some kind of vehicle, believe you me."
prodigal_miser
"That will make it more difficult to work with, we're dealing with a renewable but finite resource to transport people."
royal_obligation
"Not if we're smart. Where can daeva be summoned to? Just your mortal world?"
from_scratch
"Yeah. By humans. Well, by non-daeva, I don't know if sphinxes and magic deer can do it. So - show up someplace nice and quiet on our Earth and draw circles?"
from_scratch
"It's not especially dangerous, I don't think. Just land in some wilderness in the middle of - I think Wyoming is still sparsely populated? Land somewhere in Wyoming that doesn't have much going on."
castmyown
"Okay. That's pretty doable. Safety precautions, though, can we pick people who can defend themselves? Sorry, paranoid."
from_scratch
"The most dangerous things likely are loose unfriendly demons. If you get a loose unfriendly demon, the planet you are standing on will be sucked into a black hole. Loose unfriendly angels aren't a whole lot better. Can any of you deal with that?"
prodigal_miser
"... I mean, we could recover from it. My wife can resurrect the dead. But directly combat a black hole? No."
from_scratch
"This isn't at all likely, mind you, you will notice I suggested going to Wyoming, Wyoming still exists. I'm just not sure that 'ability to defend yourselves' is what you should be selecting for here."
from_scratch
"Whatever, just send someone who can draw circles, magic deer kid can draw circles, send magic deer kid."
castmyown
"Sure. Uh - also need someone to make a portal home."
He looks at Zeviana. Hopefully.
He looks at Zeviana. Hopefully.
prodigal_miser
"Going," sighs Cypress, and he breaks out the book of cheat sheets to get to writing his sister notes on magic.
headunbowed
"Hey, fossil. You're sendin' us, I'm making a portal back, Max's drawing shit. Cool with you?"