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Turtle is very aware of how his alts are having lots of sex. He's not opposed to them having sex. Actually, he supports it completely. They'd fuck him, too, if he were a woman. Except, he's not, so they won't - and vice versa. He's not into women, they're not into men. He's not particularly upset with them about this, but he does want to fix this obvious problem.
He heads to Prime's world.
"Hey," he says. "I need you to do something."
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royal_pain
prodigal_miser
Cypress pokes his head through the portal.
"Hello! We're a plague of utopias, want to help?"
"Hello! We're a plague of utopias, want to help?"
dark_light
Ice follows her husband. "Hullo strange opposite-sex winged versions of us!"
ask_nicely
"Hi, strange opposite-sex version of my boyfriend. And other version of me with the - funky hair?"
castmyown
"Ha! Ha, I'm not the only brunette now, ha!" Pause. "Also, incoming, brother."
shesepankh
Cue Phix coming through and going to stand near her own Adarin. "Welcome to the people-with-wings club," she says, flumphing one of hers around Max.
namesthesky
So does Spring. "So this is the fabled Wyoming," she says. "Welcome to the peal of Bells, Cam."
from_scratch
"I feel so welcome. And out of place. But all suffused with everlasting gratitude and all, I will make you things, gimme a shopping list after I am topped off on angelic reunion time."
ask_nicely
"Hold that thought," says Adana, and she gives Cam a quick goodbye kiss before getting off of him. "... Zane? Uh. Did you die?"
from_scratch
"Didn't occur to him to summon me and find out what had happened, perhaps understandable considering the non-amicability of our previous interaction, but he did take out the lady who shot you. And then did, ah, poorly, in prison."
questions_later
"But I got kickass magic powers out of the deal, and me and Cam had bonding time!"
from_scratch
"It's been a while but, yes, probably, if you want to vanish applicable wings or come up with a cover story I can fix us up with a ship and we can all go to Luna? Probably easier than getting someone to let total strangers on a comm by walking to the nearest Wyoming habitation."
ask_nicely
"Vanishing applicable wings seems easiest, you - two, Zane's apparently a demon? - can put them back no problem."
from_scratch
"Zane is a demon. He found the notices I had up in various population centers about you for just-in-case and came knocking and, wonder of wonders, didn't punch me in the face this time."
ask_nicely
"You didn't even ask, you just assumed and jumped straight to punching!"