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Turtle is very aware of how his alts are having lots of sex. He's not opposed to them having sex. Actually, he supports it completely. They'd fuck him, too, if he were a woman. Except, he's not, so they won't - and vice versa. He's not into women, they're not into men. He's not particularly upset with them about this, but he does want to fix this obvious problem.
He heads to Prime's world.
"Hey," he says. "I need you to do something."
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royal_pain
It reads:
"Hey, other me! This is going to be really weird, bear with me, and blame your twin. There are multiple versions of us, and we've managed to band together with funky alternate universe magic. It's pretty sweet, actually. But there's a shit ton to explain, so - check out the mirror, it'll let you talk to us."
Following that are instructions on how to use the mirror, and then:
"P.S.: You and I are going to fuck. Just to let you know."
"Hey, other me! This is going to be really weird, bear with me, and blame your twin. There are multiple versions of us, and we've managed to band together with funky alternate universe magic. It's pretty sweet, actually. But there's a shit ton to explain, so - check out the mirror, it'll let you talk to us."
Following that are instructions on how to use the mirror, and then:
"P.S.: You and I are going to fuck. Just to let you know."
from_scratch
"These people have interuniverse transport magic that reaches farther than summoning? You know what that means, if this isn't some kind of weird prank?"
from_scratch
"Yes. So, ah, thank you." Cam peers at the instructions for the mirror, and fiddles with it, muttering, "If I'm greeted with a live feed of your alternate universe self's junk I will be annoyed..."
namesthesky
"That's not a Zev. Hi, whoever you are, where's the person who originally received the mirror?"
questions_later
Zane takes it!
"Hi!" he says brightly. "You're not another version of me, I have no idea who you are, in fact!"
"Hi!" he says brightly. "You're not another version of me, I have no idea who you are, in fact!"
royal_pain
"Hey, hot stuff. I'm responsible for this, you're fucking welcome," says Turtle.
darkest_evening
"Nevermind who was responsible for all of the magic involved."
questions_later
"... Cool. Uh. I have no idea how you're doing this, but shit, I'm sold. Can you grab my sister?"
dark_light
"Most of your alts have brothers," says Ice. "Most of you are girls, except for Zevros here, but you're the only one who has a sister. These are Adarin, another Adarin, Edarial, and Darren, don't worry, we have nicknames."
come_midnight
"Low mana in the people who can do that sort of thing," says Katydid. "Who're you?"
from_scratch
"Cam. I'm her boyfriend. Uh, and -" he peers at the mirror, judges the odds that it was made with demon magic or parlor tricks low, and continues, "And we are all three of us dead and she wound up in a different afterlife than me and Zane did."