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It reads:

"Hey, other me! This is going to be really weird, bear with me, and blame your twin. There are multiple versions of us, and we've managed to band together with funky alternate universe magic. It's pretty sweet, actually. But there's a shit ton to explain, so - check out the mirror, it'll let you talk to us."

Following that are instructions on how to use the mirror, and then:

"P.S.: You and I are going to fuck. Just to let you know."
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"These people have interuniverse transport magic that reaches farther than summoning? You know what that means, if this isn't some kind of weird prank?"
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"We can get my sister."

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"Yes. So, ah, thank you." Cam peers at the instructions for the mirror, and fiddles with it, muttering, "If I'm greeted with a live feed of your alternate universe self's junk I will be annoyed..."

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"That would be the funniest thing," cackles Zane.

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"No it would n- hi?"

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"That's not a Zev. Hi, whoever you are, where's the person who originally received the mirror?"

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"He's right here - Zane, here."

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Zane takes it!

"Hi!" he says brightly. "You're not another version of me, I have no idea who you are, in fact!"
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"Hey, hot stuff. I'm responsible for this, you're fucking welcome," says Turtle.

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"Nevermind who was responsible for all of the magic involved."

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"We're slackers, really."

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"... Cool. Uh. I have no idea how you're doing this, but shit, I'm sold. Can you grab my sister?"

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"Please," adds Cam.

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"Ooh, this Zev has a sister."

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"Yeeees? Are you not going to summon her?"

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"No, no, we're going to, but uh..."

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"What's your sister's name? Out of curiosity."

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"Adana?"

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Prime starts laughing.
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"Most of your alts have brothers," says Ice. "Most of you are girls, except for Zevros here, but you're the only one who has a sister. These are Adarin, another Adarin, Edarial, and Darren, don't worry, we have nicknames."

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"What's the holdup on summoning Adana exactly? We miss her."

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"Low mana in the people who can do that sort of thing," says Katydid. "Who're you?"

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"Cam. I'm her boyfriend. Uh, and -" he peers at the mirror, judges the odds that it was made with demon magic or parlor tricks low, and continues, "And we are all three of us dead and she wound up in a different afterlife than me and Zane did."

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Prime is polite enough to stop laughing at this point.

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