"Ugh. I'm kind of glad mine's got Isabella, now. I mean, I already was because she's pretty cool, and like - my brother's hopelessly in love and it's fucking concentrated adorable, but the - getting him out of that - whatever the hell that is - is nice."
Hug.
"I will punch yours in the face for you, if you want? Pin him to a wall and yell at him until he apologizes?"
"If you want? I mean, I'm used to this shit by now, it's just depressing as fuck."
"I bet. I'll try to help, that's bullshit. We're - there's - we're a fucking team, my brother and I, and you and yours. It is bullshit, that that happened, and I want it to stop."
And then her alt is very thoroughly distracted from depressing talk of neglectful brothers!
After they're done (it takes a while) Zeviana heads home and marches up to Ice and Cypress's house. She knocks on the door.
Ice is home. She opens the door, but she's on the phone, and holds up a finger in a wait gesture. Path hops off her shoulder and looks for Lecasryn; Path is not on the phone.
"Zevi needs to borrow her brother. The older version of him is a jackass and we'd like him to stop it."
"We noticed," says Path dryly, "that he isn't as good as our version. What are you going to do exactly?"
"We're sort of making it up as we go along, but we need him to help."
Zeviana nods, and heads off to the kitchen to collect her brother.
"By the way," says Lecasryn. "While I'm here - we are really fucking glad that they met you."
"Hmm? Oh, hey, Ana, back from - um." Cypress coughs.
Isabella glances up from her phone call but is still talking about antitrust laws with her lawyer.
"Because it turns out that if he was left to his own devices he stops caring about his own happiness and gets super utilitarian about everything. Also, you're super adorable," says Lecasryn.
"... I'm really hoping that the reason you need to borrow me has nothing to do with why you were gone for three days?"
"Don't be stupid, the fossil's me, she's not into men. Also you're married, and that actually matters to you, so. No, I need you to talk to your jackass alt. The old one."
"Because he's being an ass to old-me and he needs to stop it right this instant."