"And you didn't fucking tell me?! You asshole, how dare you, you bastard -"
"Yes, we're both bastards, that is the thing that happens when we're born out of wedlock."
"Because your testicles never dropped and you're a manipulative, traitorous asshole?"
Prime sighs. "No, because the last time we spoke you were shouting at me. Sort of similar to another thing that I remember, hmm, the example escapes me. Something involving jumping straight to namecalling before I can even explain myself. I don't quite know, there are so many examples, it's hard to narrow it down to just one."
Aya doesn't have any positive contribution to make here. She goes back to writing up how she wants the wording on the sign explaining how offerings work, watching the twins warily.
"Yes, thank you for the commentary. How delightfully helpful."
"Also! There are younger versions of us from other planes. Three sets."
The look on Zeviana's face makes it clear what she'd like to do with her younger selves.
He waves goodbye to Spring, and turns to leave.
"If you like, I can mirror my alternate selves and see if they care to invite you over. The other three of me are dating or married to the other three of him." Aya points at the retreating Prime. "Fair warning, one of you is a boy."
"Dating or married. To him? Why?!"
"You can ask them, if you like. Two sets are very happy together, the other is having a bit more trouble because of the circumstances of how they met. Also, the other instances of him - and for that matter of me; I'm older than I look - are considerably younger."
"So... Before he became an asshole. Okay, that makes more sense."
Prime isn't far enough away to have not heard that. He gives his sister a glare, but then walks out.
"Well, the current portal from here to my world is in this Adarin's house," says Aya. "But I can mirror any of my alts right now. Which do you want me to try to look for first - the one who's a teenager, the one who's a guy, or the one who's attached to an Adarin most nearly identical to this one minus several centuries and therefore your probable closest counterpart?"
Aya produces her mirror to Ice, and gets Path, and speaks briefly to Path, until Path sets up the mirror to Zeviana and tries it for her.