darkest_evening
"And as much fun as it would be to take the statement of 'go fuck myself' literally, no thank you," agrees Prime.
headunbowed
"There's a pair of both of them in another plane that have an 'it's complicated' relationship."
prodigal_miser
Snuggle! "We really haven't. Even when we were trying!"
(And some owl preening, from Vernaia.)
(And some owl preening, from Vernaia.)
dark_light
"And then I'd have to resurrect you, and if there was any hurry about it you'd look twenty again, the horror."
darkest_evening
"No one would believe me when I said I was five hundred years old! I'd have to stop making jokes about it."