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"Okay, cranky pants."

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Cypress raises an eyebrow.

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"What about Rossier? Can I talk about him?"

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"Fine, since you're so insistent, you can talk about Rossier, I liked him."

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"Eeeeee!" Pause. "Okay now I really don't know what to say, though. It's not like you and he got all dramatic like you and Lorina did -"

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"Okay, thank you, your talking privileges are revoked now."

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"Are those your exes, do you have exes?"
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"Shocking, isn't it. But yes."

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Mini-Zeviana giggles.

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"Really?" says Cypress, surprised.

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Prime pinches the bridge of his nose.

"No, it's all an elaborate hoax with smoke and mirrors, I am secretly a hand puppet."
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"What happened with them?"

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He sighs. Obviously if he doesn't explain it, his sister will, and - he does not want that to happen.

"Rossier was bothered by needing to keep our relationship secret, he told me of his grievances and we parted reasonably amiably when there were no solutions to the problem that didn't involve upsetting various mages. Lorina," says Prime, carefully, "decided that after a decade of dating that it was a good idea to try and force the issue of marriage. By trying to impregnate herself with my child. Without my permission."
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"That," says Prime whimsically, "was the face I made when I found out."

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"After a decade she - wow."

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"Yup. There were other problems with the relationship before that point, she was especially bothered by my constant sarcasm, but that was definitely the tipping point."

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"And he's still bitter about it."

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"How long ago was it?"

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"Hmmmm," says Prime, musingly. "About a century, I'd say. She died of old age, I've tried very hard not to be smug about that fact."

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"Why would you be smug about her dying of anything whatever?"

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"Oh, the entire thing was brought about by her getting upset because she aged and I did not."

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"Her biological clock was ticking."

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