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"Your hair would have to be immune to the Magma but not your toe, and then at the worst you'd end up with a burn, yes."

"It seems this is the sort of case where I should hold your foot and be the one to do the poking, unless you expect to have sufficiently fine motorcontrol there?"

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Is THIS flirting Y/N  No this is science. There...may or may not be background flirting happening and Merrin may or may not be participating in it, she's kind of genuinely unsure there? Which is a weird thing to be unsure of. This entire last half-hour is really messing with Merrin's sense of what is this interaction even. 

"- I confess I have not tried sticking my toe in magma before and I have no idea if I would have sufficiently fine motor control if, um, it continued to be magma rather than disappearing," which is kind of tugging on Merrin's purely internal sense of competitiveness, but while in a dangerous magical research lab is not the time. "Your proposal sounds reasonable." She tugs off her shoe and then shifts around in order to offer her foot. 

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Albe will with professional care and gentle firmness guide Merrin's foot over to her little toe poking the Magma, very lightly at first before pulling back.  "Any searing pain?"

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(It felt briefly hot, not painfully so.)

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"....No? It was - warm. Briefly." 

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Albe presses harder on the Magma with Merrin's little toe, dipping it in and then taking it out; the Magma yields when pressed.  "If that didn't hurt, I propose we try waving your whole foot through there, first shallowly and briefly, then deeper, and then, if you like, you can wave your hand through molten lava and watch the lava give way."

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"- Sure, I can do that." It sounds satisfying, actually even though it would be MORE satisfying if it hurt, like, at least a bit . "....I'm not sure if you're getting useful observational data from this or just - trying to convince me to be less terrified of hazardous things via repeated exposure of it being fine?" 

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"I was thinking it would be fun for you; it sounds like you would not have previous experience with being - able to be naughty, in that particular way, of taunting danger and seeing it unable to punish you.  Just to check, are you currently being punished?"

Albe is guiding Merrin's foot through the lava, first rapidly and shallowly, then more slowly and deeply, her hand very firmly in control of Merrin's foot at all times.

(It feels increasingly hot, not quite painful yet.)

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...where 'punishment' is a six-syllable technical term in Baseline referring to the negative element of a payoff matrix that was added to force a particular behavior out of an agent, that some other agent predicted would modify its behavior usefully in response to a payoff matrix like that, even though obviously the correct thing to do there is to predictably not modify your behavior in any way favorable to the other agent.

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Well that was definitely on the route of escalating into less plausibly-deniable flirting territory until the last bit. Which is just really baffling. That....has to be a mistranslation? Merrin starts trying to frame the question she should ask to figure out what it's a mistranslation of, and then...stops. 

 

 

Wait. 

OKAY WHAT. 

WAIT. 

REALLY? 

 

...Still doesn't fully clarify the bizarre translation-spell error unless their language is really bad at words for this and the thing she meant was closer to 'actually-serious pain'? 

Merrin is suddenly much much less sure that she can or should just ask to clarify, because flaming-ass infohazard potential that's why. 

 

 

You know in hindsight that probably explains some things about Merrin's level of attraction. It wasn't explicit but there's a...vibe. Though probably all the doompunk is contributing too. 

 

 

 

....Does she know??? 

What exactly are you supposed to do if you find yourself in another world and encounter a sadist who you would maybe be interested in further flirting with but also have no way of knowing whether she knows this about herself. Did the Keeper who spoke to her that one time advise her on this? No. No he did not. 

 

"- Doesn't hurt especially," Merrin manages in a slightly strangled voice while she tries to frantically catch up on several different trains of thought. 

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Albe will gently put Merrin's foot back down, and then gesture invitingly to the sphere of blazing lava, whilst she tries to figure out what in the Abyss Merrin could possibly be thinking and what was going ON back in her home plane of existence.

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All right, theory:  Merrin had fancy rich boyfriends, because she lived in an apparently Lawful Good world actually ruled by a secret Lawful Evil elite who were the only ones allowed to be sadists.  The rest of the population was not allowed to know masochists existed, because that would imply the existence of sadists, and so the whole thing was labeled heretical; Merrin's priests (without gods? but that's definitely what Keepers sound like? actually on reflection you maybe don't need gods to have priests?) told her that people would be hurt, somehow, if they knew sadists and masochists existed; unless of course she was talking to those secret Lawful Evil elites, who were allowed to know about sadism and masochism under some unknown excuse.

It's clearly visible from Merrin's thoughts that she had absolutely no clue that any of this was going on, or found it at all suspicious that dath ilan's elites enjoyed hurting her and that nobody else was allowed to know this, which is, in its own way, incredibly impressive as a feat of social engineering...

Wait.  This theory does not make sense.  Why would Lawful Evil sadists require masochists?

Were they just... into masochists?

Actually that does make some sense, some sadists would probably be into that happening occasionally.

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Sure, sticking her entire hand in the sphere of blazing lava is, one, REALLY COOL, and two, good cover for looking concentrated while she tries to figure out what to DO. 

Is this evidence toward the Romance Tropes hypothesis. It feels like it almost has to be??? Which, you know, does not necessarily drag it all the way to 'actually likely' given how tiny a fraction of total possibilityspace it must have been to start out. Maybe her arrival in Golarion was totally random and she's just all on her own volition flirting with a trusted highly-paid-Security-cleared-consultant-with-considerable-autonomy-and-authority in an intensely doompunk magical research laboratory. For some reason. While trying to figure out why she is personally immune to magic including blazing-spheres-of-lava magic. 

...This is not an answer to the question of whether she should try to explain

 

Can she possibly not know? It seems - hard - to carry out the Albe's side of their interaction for the last several minutes by accident. Maybe Golarion hasn't actually sorted out the concept that Civilization could decide to screen off information that would be harmful for many people's wellbeing if it were broadly known? ...Actually that seems not-unlikely, the word apparently didn't translate well. 

Okay. 

Great. 

So it's...probably safe to say something? 

Merrin would really like to consult someone on that but she can't think of anyone or anything more equivalent to a Keeper than literally Asmodeus and this does not seem like the sort of question where it's actually worth requesting an incredibly costly favor from a god in order to be less confused. 

 

(Merrin is still not saying anything, and still has her entire hand in the ball of lava and is staring intently at it.) 

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The ball is shrinking and Merrin's hand is starting to feel painfully hot.

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"Would you like to try putting my own finger in there, to see what happens when somebody who isn't you tries that?"

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(It's going to take Merrin a while to notice the heat becoming painful, she's busy THINKING.) 

 

Eventually it's a level of hot that is noticeably pain and not just heat but is not, really, especially aversive. She blinks at Albe's question. What? No! She does NOT especially want fun playing with a ball of blazing Magma to suddenly include a bonus medical emergency with someone who is not immune to economicmagic! Why would she want that? It would completely ruin the mood!

(A moment later she remembers that healing magic exists, which does sound pretty interesting to watch, but maybe not right this second.) 

....Which is plausibly not a mood she should be letting herself indulge in before she's even dealt with her sheets of unanswered questions, and also on reflection she should definitely not be making any decisions related to explaining infohazards until she's spent some time on her own and not distracted by Albe's face. Or other traits. 

"Um, not really - if you want to help me calibrate, you can just describe to me?" 

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"I'm hard to hurt, but Magma would do it to me.  I would probably gasp in pain and squeeze my eyes shut and make some sounds and would need to heal my finger after you took it out of the Magma again.  Are you sure you don't want to?  It sounds like you've never had a chance to do something like that before, in your world, and that seems a little sad."

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"....I was an emergency medical responder," Merrin says after several blank seconds of internal ???????????. "I've had to do lots of painful things to people," who did not have anywhere near Merrin's own pain tolerance, "and I'm pretty confident that I do not actually enjoy the experience. If I didn't have that personal experience already I guess I'd be less sure of that?" 

Albe seems to be under the assumption that this is a completely universal experience which - what. Probably that is evidence of something. Merrin isn't sure of what - it must say something about the broader culture, Albe is too clever and experienced to just fail to model other people

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"Just to check for safety, are you sure your hand should still be inside that Magma?"

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"...Is it like sunburn and causes more delayed damage that I'll notice at the time? I should check." 

It still doesn't hurt an intolerable amount but now that Merrin stops to think about it, she is...maybe being stubborn and competitive about this, and she should not do that with her hand which she's going to need later. She takes it out of the Magma ball and looks at it, checking for redness or blisters and gauging whether it stops hurting immediately or lingers. 

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Her hand looks a bit red.  No visible blisters.

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Merrin opens her mouth, stops, closes it, and waits to see what Albe is going to say first. She's really tempted to just straight-up ask 'so were you intending to seduce me in the doompunk laboratory from the moment you met me' but she's not sure if that is a "good" "idea". 

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Albe is currently looking visibly sad.

"I admit, I am having some trouble imagining exactly what your world must be like, to produce your attitudes.  I wonder if it is - so far into -"

"This language does not, I think, do a good job of translating the axes of the Outer Sphere, it wants to translate 'Lawful' as ordered and 'Chaotic' as entropy, or 'Good' as working selflessly for society's benefit and 'Evil' as self-desire, and that strikes me as unhelpful to the point where you might want to erase it from your mind and start over.  If you are going to learn 'Taldane', the language of Cheliax, you might as well start with those four words, 'Lawful', 'Chaotic', 'Good', 'Evil', and begin by knowing that Cheliax is Lawful Good."

"I have ancestry on my mother's side derived from beings of the Chaotic Evil continuum, and am myself Lawful Evil with much more pronounced Chaotic tendencies than some of my coworkers would like."

"I wonder if dath ilan is so far towards Lawful Good that it would consider Cheliax Chaotic Evil by comparison.  I am wondering this because you don't seem to have ever heard of some concepts from the Evil side of existence, like pleasure in pain, pleasure in receiving pain, pleasure in inflicting pain, traits which are certainly more common in beings with a directly Evil heritage like mine, but are not unknown in even Neutral humans.  Does your world - have nothing at all, except for Good and Lawful people, within it anywhere?"

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"Wait the beings from afterlives can bear children with living humans– sorry, that fills in some gaps I had and is also a digression from what you said, I'll...come back to it. Um. I - I'm now even more confused about the axes here and I think I could use a lot more concrete examples of actions people take and how they would end up categorized. I...wouldn't be shocked if everyone in dath ilan would technically be considered 'Good' and I am more inclined to think everyone would be chunked as Lawful, according to my understanding of the way you mean it I'm probably unusually non-Lawful for dath ilan. I think it makes sense that we're - different, in a systematic way, and that means dath ilan is - going to be really far off in some direction, according to any metrics that are normed for Golarion. Maybe it's that one. If you re-normed it based on the dath ilan median and categorized people using the same axes I think you'd still get significant variance?" 

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