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This would make perfect sense as a way for Merrin's owners to torment her and laugh at her if there was any actual brainwashing, and Abrogail Thrune is looking really hard for it, and Merrin is thinking about it right there, and Abrogail Thrune still can't see it.

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Ione has been read in on this part of things, sort of, but what the Abyss is she actually supposed to say in response to that?  Is she supposed to ask for more details about why Merrin can't possibly be a valuable sort of slave -

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No, Merrin isn't deluded about her actual accomplishments, that's not the interesting part.  We are not interested in challenging her compulsions either; they work to our ends.

We want to hear about her boyfriends, how they use her, how they may have shaped her.  Those are surely the true masters of dath ilan.

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"I've never had a really smart boyfriend myself," by your standards, "and I have to admit, I wonder a lot about what that would be like.  I mean, I'm sure it's different in Golarion, but I'm also incredibly curious about dath ilan so that all works out.  How did you get sent to him - who sent you there - and what made him be the man who got you?"

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"Right! ...Um. I can tell you - and then I'm pretty curious how it would look here and what seems more or less weird to you," this seems like an area of particular relevance to Merrin's project of figuring out the cultural differences between dath ilan and Cheliax and thereby avoiding accidental social awkwardness, "but I should check if you're sure that you're, um, read in on everything to do with sadism and masochism being a thing and I'm not likely to accidentally say anything that you shouldn't know. It - seems like that all works very differently here but I don't know how differently." 

On the one hand, there's apparently a huge sense of relief in being able to talk to someone about this aspect of her life - or, well, literally anyone other than a Keeper with several standard deviations of intelligence on her and a completely different day-to-day life. On the other hand, having a younger girl being impressed about her boyfriends is...itself pretty squirm-inducing and weird. Also the whole topic is reminding her that she MISSES THEM and will never see anyone she was close to ever again. 

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"I mean... as far as I know none of that is a secret around here?  It doesn't seem like the sort of thing that would be a secret?  I don't have enough Evil in me myself that I'd want to hurt a man in bed or be hurt by him, but I know what whips look like and what they do, or an Acid Splash cantrip if you wanted to go more serious than that on the relationship-escalation-scale.  It doesn't seem like anything from a world without healing spells should be able to shock me."

(Ione's voice remains totally cheerful while she says all this!)

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Merrin! Remains so confused! About what Evil even means! 

"That's... Okay, wow, I am definitely not going to shock you on that aspect." Healing magic is just unfair it would be so convenient for Merrin's life - even leaving aside how amazing it would be for work, if somehow it only worked for masochism-related injuries even that would be wonderful. "I don't think anything else I'd say to answer your question is going to be especially shocking on other dimensions."

"Anyway, hmm, so there's a matching process for it, obviously. The matching is done by the Keepers - I guess you don't have Keepers in your world, they're basically the very smart people who have a lot of training in reasoning clearly and who are cleared to know various infohazardous things. One of them approached me and told me I would probably like masochism as a sex thing and ought to try it, which is good because it would never have occurred to me otherwise that it could possibly be a sex thing. And then they interviewed me about myself, and probably talked to my friends and employers and such, to get a really detailed sense of what I'm like, and they already had that information on all the sadists who are currently cleared to know sadism exists and are, um, wealthy enough to be in the market for a very limited good. Then there are prediction markets! I think there are, like, three Keepers who have little hedge funds and bet on markets for matching compatible masochists to sadists. They're subsidized by the sadists, that's how the Keepers who specialize in this make money off the those markets, which is one reason someone has to be really wealthy to qualify at all. Anyway, on my end I just got a ranked list of all the people who were interested, in order of how confidently the market on them-and-me predicted we'd get along."

Merrin thinks this is obviously the way to set this up. Very little in her life hasn't involved prediction markets, and she's actually less into using them for her day-to-day decision-making than most of the people she knows; she subsidized a market on where she ought to move, when she was picking out her latest apartment from various apartment-options and wanted the aggregate input of her friends on which would make her happiest, but her brother uses them to decide what new clothes to buy, and one of her boyfriends - who obviously has more money to throw around subsidizing random markets about himself - has a habit of using that to decide what to order for dinner. 

"Right, so then they would all send in, like, biographies and introduction videos, so I could get a sense of what they were like before deciding if I wanted to meet in person. If I said yes then they would get my intro video - although honestly it turned out that most of them were fans of Exception Handling and already knew who I was from the televised scenarios and were so amazed I was the same person! Which I hadn't expected! ...In hindsight I think it's not actually very strange that people mainly selected for relationship-compatibility with me would usually be interested in Exception Handling." 

Merrin has not really considered other hypotheses for this. Obviously people who've seen her on television were watching because they shared her niche interest, it would be silly for that to be about her specifically. 

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...okay, so, thinking just the obvious, dath ilan has wealthy aristocrats, they see Merrin - performing in her hard-to-make-out arena of 'television' - they decide they want her - if the Keepers can deploy non-magical brainwashing on this seamless level, they may very well have had the ability to make Merrin a masochist, or at any rate believe that she wanted to be hurt, she has said that no such thought had ever occurred to her before - there was the appearance of an elaborate ritual matchmaking process, probably with some false candidates thrown in and Merrin seamlessly led to reject those, to give her a sense that she was choosing -

This seems mostly smoke and mirrors, if there are clues here they are buried ones.  What matters is that there are wealthy non-Keepers to whom the Keepers sell favors.  They appear to Merrin to be far more intelligent than her, as may or may not be a lie; Abrogail would guess that it is part lie and part truth.

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"I have to say, I wouldn't want a sadistic boyfriend, but a wealthy one - a powerful one - I'm so curious about what powerful men from another world would be like.  You could start a whole new genre of romance novels about that... though this is probably not the most important thing you should be doing."

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"Do you have a genre about powerful men the way they are locally? Actually I'm just really curious about your romance genres in general, reading them also definitely isn't the highest-priority thing I should be doing, when I have such limited time when I can understand your language, but it would be so helpful for, um, learning my way around your world and its culture. Obviously people are going to try to be understanding if I make a lot of social missteps at first, would be if one of you had ended up in my world, but that doesn't mean I like it. ...Dath ilan has at least ten different subgenres that are about having a powerful boyfriend and some of them get very weird." 

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All right, that was in fact a huge mis-step by Ione, in her ignorance and improvisation, if Merrin asks to have a book like that read to her.  Real Chelish romance novels are not suitable for Merrin to read.  And they can't just substitute romance novels from Taldor or Absalom; all the romance novels outside of Cheliax are insanely boring and it won't be credible that somebody like Ione would have read them...

Abrogail directs a thought out at a secretary; all the best current Chelish romance novelists are to immediately divert to producing, as quickly as possible and collaborating as necessary, at least ten different Lawful Good romance novels with interesting plots.  Yes she knows why it's impossible for Lawful Good books to have interesting plots, tell the authors they need to get it done anyways or they will die in interesting fashions.  She wants a dozen potential plot synopses on her desk in three hours.

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It's been deemed that Ione should not call attention to her mistake by pointing out that Merrin can't read.  "Which subgenre was the most like your own romantic life?"

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Merrin considers this. 

"I...guess the general case is the pretty standard 'ordinary girl through some sequence of events ends up with a harem of interesting boyfriends' or, um, maybe in some ways closer to the 'girl with a minor disability gets a harem', though those tend to have protagonists who were unhappy or lonely or unfufilled before that happened to them and I wouldn't say I felt that way, really, at least not by the time I had managed to make it through my medical training and qualifying examinations and then had a job and stuff. The sub-subgenre is this being because it implausibly turns out that some random trait she has and never thought was particularly important turns out to be incredibly valuable to her powerful interesting attractive boyfriends. Which is a little like the 'secret minor superpower' genre but those end up being more about gaming the minor secret superpower to amass wealth and fame. Some related genres include the one where a girl looks ordinary but has a secret double life and this is how she meets boyfriends and amasses a harem, but that's not very much like my life. Also some of the harem romances have the plot being mostly meeting and starting relationships with the powerful boyfriends, whereas some of them have that all at the beginning and the rest is about accomplishing really important things by solving puzzles. There's one I really like where an ordinary girl with a harem of powerful boyfriends via implausible backstory ends up being the first person to meet aliens... I guess that's sort of almost literally what just happened to me but at least she got to still be in contact with her harem." 

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Hmmmm.  Hard to tell from that whether dath ilan's romance novels are boring or not.  Gaming a minor secret superpower to amass wealth and fame, or leading double lives, at least seem more interesting than a woman waiting around for a man to sweep her off her feet?  That women can have harems in the first place was a point lost on pre-Abrogailian romantic literature, for that matter... Abrogail Thrune will suspend judgment on the topic for now.

(Obviously this is an important question to think about, because the ways in which dath ilan's romance novels were not boring will probably be revealing of the true ways in which dath ilan was not Lawful Good.  That is totally the only reason why Abrogail is interested in this.)

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"So what were your powerful boyfriends like?  I mean, what sort of power did they have - it's not magic, because you didn't have magic, right..."

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"Not magic, no. They had - important jobs? They were usually people who were exceptionally talented at something that was incredibly valuable to Civilization and that most people can't do, and had the accordingly high earning potential. One of them is mostly just incredibly good at winning prediction markets, one works in Governance, one is a moderately famous novelist, a couple have jobs I'm not actually cleared to know about. They were also unusually likely to be people who used their money on building elaborate volcano lairs or things with that general theme, but that's not that rare in dath ilan, I think lots of people would want to build volcano lairs if they could afford it. They were maybe less likely than average to want to spend our entire date talking about math? But that's got to be a me-compatibility selection thing, I'm unusually not-excited about that. Compared to the dath ilan median. The local average might be different." 

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Novelist?  Possibly that was just his cover story?  There's no way anybody really important would spend their time writing books.

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"I guess that tracks, building volcano lairs is much more of an Evil thing than a Good thing, so it squares up with the sadism.  What'd the one in Governance do?"

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"Er, he's the one in charge of the Confidential Criminal Court Calibration Commission subdepartment. He reports to the head of the whole criminal courts department, who reports directly to the Chief Executive, so - pretty high up."

In Merrin's thoughts, this is basically exactly what it sounds like; her boyfriend is responsible for overseeing the process by which criminals in dath ilan can file confidential reports and explain what actually happened. 

"It's a pretty difficult and high-trust job because there's a lot of - having to really careful reason about using non-representative statistics to make inferences, right? That department is involved in calibration for the rest of the criminal court department, they use the confessions to check the accuracy of past judgements from the prediction markets and update the process as necessary - and they also need to do ongoing calibration on how much weight to put on confessions, using the cases where someone filed a confidential report and then later there was definitive evidence one way or another. And this matters a lot! If the judgement is that the likelihood someone is guilty is above the eighty-five percent threshold for non-souldeath murder that cities use as the cutoff to send someone to Last Resort, and that process is miscalibrated, then more innocently people would be wrongly punished. You have to be incredibly smart and incredibly careful and able to reflect - I think that would fall under what Golarion calls 'Wisdom' - and it sounds like a terrifying level of responsibility to have." 

'Last Resort' according to Merrin's thoughts is just the one city in dath ilan that has to accept someone as a citizen, even if nowhere else in Civilization is still willing to. 

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"Sorry, the Confidential - Criminal - Confession - Thingydingy - is what, again?"

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Did she somehow completely fail to explain it clearly? Merrin would have thought the phrase would convey most of it but maybe the translation magic is doing something very weird. 

"Um, it's just the department where criminals can go if they want to make a confidential confession of what actually happened in the crime they committed? It's an important check for the rest of the court system, like I said."  

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Is she supposed to -

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They probably already gave away that this doesn't exist in Golarion; probably shouldn't try to pretend that it does exist in Golarion; and she is incredibly incredibly curious wants to know what kind of Keeper not-magic gets used to - get criminals to file confessions - actually she's just plain confused here.

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"I guess some criminals would ever want to file a confidential confession with the government, but - I wouldn't have thought that many?  Sorry, I think I'm probably missing something basic here."

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