"It's a complete and utter mystery. Why, you have a stupid slumber party game based around lying, everyone from around here must be fantastic at it. You may not find such a person."
"Perhaps I could search farther afield! I'm very well-traveled, you know."
"Oh my, that's a lot of travel! More travel than most people see, I bet. Hopefully you can find someone that's terrible at lying. Maybe one of the robots."
"I bet they are pretty terrible at lying! At least to their honored Senior Equipment Maintenance Specialist."
"Which you just so happen to be! How fortunate, I think you and whichever robot you choose to be with are perfect for each other."
"I dunno, they're not that cuddly. Come to think of it, the alethiometer has that problem too. I'm feeling distinctly undercuddled over here."
"Hmm, are you? Let's see... Ooh, I know. You can cuddle Path," teases Adarin.
"He's not really a good size for leaning on," wheedles Isabella.
He pretends to ponder, then puts Vern down. She trills to Path for cuddles.
"I could give it a shot, I suppose! I may or may not be a good size for leaning on."
(Path is nothing if not obliging.)
(Cuddles! Vern nuzzles Path affectionately.)
Leaaaan.
He grins at her, then opens his arms for proper cuddling.
"Gosh, you're good at this. Where did you practice? Wikipedia never struck me as very cuddly."
"Natural talent, Wikipedia isn't very cuddly. Long nights, spent alone, with no cuddles..."
"I know! It's so sad! I need to find a cuddler, after Wikipedia..."
"I mean, we already live in the same house. We could just cuddle each other. As an interim measure until I woo a robot and you find someone of your own."
"You know, I think it could be good for me. Healing process, etcetera."