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"Someone who's terrible at lying."

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"Now where would I find such a person?"

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"It's a complete and utter mystery. Why, you have a stupid slumber party game based around lying, everyone from around here must be fantastic at it. You may not find such a person."

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"Perhaps I could search farther afield! I'm very well-traveled, you know."

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"Are you? My goodness, that's fortunate!"

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"I've been to three planets and two planes."

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"Oh my, that's a lot of travel! More travel than most people see, I bet. Hopefully you can find someone that's terrible at lying. Maybe one of the robots."

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"I bet they are pretty terrible at lying! At least to their honored Senior Equipment Maintenance Specialist."

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"Which you just so happen to be! How fortunate, I think you and whichever robot you choose to be with are perfect for each other."

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"I dunno, they're not that cuddly. Come to think of it, the alethiometer has that problem too. I'm feeling distinctly undercuddled over here."

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"Hmm, are you? Let's see... Ooh, I know. You can cuddle Path," teases Adarin.

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"He's not really a good size for leaning on," wheedles Isabella.

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"Ah, he's not, is he. Hmm. Let me think of a solution to this obviously unsolvable problem."

He pretends to ponder, then puts Vern down. She trills to Path for cuddles.

"I could give it a shot, I suppose! I may or may not be a good size for leaning on."
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"Gosh, do you think that's really okay? Is this a good idea what with you and Wikipedia so recently on the outs?"

(Path is nothing if not obliging.)
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"Well, my heart's broken, but I think I can manage. Somehow. If you don't want to, though..."

(Cuddles! Vern nuzzles Path affectionately.)
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"I'm tentatively optimistic! I only wanted to be careful with your broken heart."

Leaaaan.
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"Oh, how kind of you. I'll be alright, though. You're still broken up about what went down with you and the alethiometer, so you're in the same boat as I am."

He grins at her, then opens his arms for proper cuddling.
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Snuggle!

"Gosh, you're good at this. Where did you practice? Wikipedia never struck me as very cuddly."
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Snuggle, snuggle.

"Natural talent, Wikipedia isn't very cuddly. Long nights, spent alone, with no cuddles..."
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"You poor thing."

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"I know! It's so sad! I need to find a cuddler, after Wikipedia..."

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"I mean, we already live in the same house. We could just cuddle each other. As an interim measure until I woo a robot and you find someone of your own."

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"Oh my, do you think? Are you willing to do that?"

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"You know, I think it could be good for me. Healing process, etcetera."

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