prodigal_miser
"I shall have to see. I will look upon them and - and judge."
Adarin nods again, trying to keep a straight face.
Then, both of them burst out laughing.
Adarin nods again, trying to keep a straight face.
Then, both of them burst out laughing.
prodigal_miser
"I will - make him play with tacky ponies if he does it again," wheezes Vern. "He will have to wear the - the customary flower wreath. So the ponies accept him."
"I can see it now -" (Snicker.) "It would be glorious," adds Adarin.
"I can see it now -" (Snicker.) "It would be glorious," adds Adarin.
dark_light
"I can actually see you wearing a flower wreath apologetically. Having a tea party with plastic pony toys."
prodigal_miser
"If they're tiny it would be even better, you realize. Me towering over a teensy little tea set with ponies, gently giving out little tiny sugar cubes..."
dark_light
"But we were so scaaaaared," says Path in a piteous voice.
"He's mocking you," Isabella clarifies.
"He's mocking you," Isabella clarifies.
prodigal_miser
"Never would have guessed. Sorry, I can pull off many things, including the flowers, but a dress is just out of my league," says Adarin.
"What about a pretty hat? A nice and pink and frilly hat?"
"... That is negotiable."
"What about a pretty hat? A nice and pink and frilly hat?"
"... That is negotiable."
dark_light
"This is starting to look awfully expensive. Maybe I should just put Adarin on fixed retainer and he can spend it on as many silly bird-placating objects as he likes."
prodigal_miser
"It's not silly," he replies. "I am looking into the health of our personified souls." Vern nods along, loyally.
He is trying so hard not to laugh.
He is trying so hard not to laugh.
dark_light
"I think I might know more about what our personified souls require for their health than an ex-zombie."
prodigal_miser
"But then I wouldn't be able to pay for all of the ponies! Think of the ponies, Isabella!"