Adarin nods again, trying to keep a straight face.
Then, both of them burst out laughing.
"I can see it now -" (Snicker.) "It would be glorious," adds Adarin.
"I can actually see you wearing a flower wreath apologetically. Having a tea party with plastic pony toys."
"You would look preposterous and I would love you for it anyway."
"If they're tiny it would be even better, you realize. Me towering over a teensy little tea set with ponies, gently giving out little tiny sugar cubes..."
Adarin laughs, petting his bird. "No."
"Awww."
"He's mocking you," Isabella clarifies.
"What about a pretty hat? A nice and pink and frilly hat?"
"... That is negotiable."
"This is starting to look awfully expensive. Maybe I should just put Adarin on fixed retainer and he can spend it on as many silly bird-placating objects as he likes."
He is trying so hard not to laugh.
"I think I might know more about what our personified souls require for their health than an ex-zombie."
"You still may, if you choose to spend your retainer on it."
"But then I wouldn't be able to pay for all of the ponies! Think of the ponies, Isabella!"
"You'll just have to silver-star them along with that one cat."
"Oh goodness, no. My heart. It breaks. I'm irredeemable, now."
"You might even need to put *bronze* stars in the book, you villainous awful creature."