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"I shall have to see. I will look upon them and - and judge."

Adarin nods again, trying to keep a straight face.

Then, both of them burst out laughing.
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They're going to be a while.

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Eventually Isabella and Path giggle too.

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"I will - make him play with tacky ponies if he does it again," wheezes Vern. "He will have to wear the - the customary flower wreath. So the ponies accept him."

"I can see it now -" (Snicker.) "It would be glorious," adds Adarin.
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"I can actually see you wearing a flower wreath apologetically. Having a tea party with plastic pony toys."

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"I would look dashing," he replies.

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"You would look preposterous and I would love you for it anyway."

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He snorts with laughter. "Thanks."

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"You're welcome."

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"If they're tiny it would be even better, you realize. Me towering over a teensy little tea set with ponies, gently giving out little tiny sugar cubes..."

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"Would you wear a dress?" asks Vern.

Adarin laughs, petting his bird. "No."

"Awww."
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"But we were so scaaaaared," says Path in a piteous voice.

"He's mocking you," Isabella clarifies.
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"Never would have guessed. Sorry, I can pull off many things, including the flowers, but a dress is just out of my league," says Adarin.

"What about a pretty hat? A nice and pink and frilly hat?"

"... That is negotiable."
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"This is starting to look awfully expensive. Maybe I should just put Adarin on fixed retainer and he can spend it on as many silly bird-placating objects as he likes."

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"It's not silly," he replies. "I am looking into the health of our personified souls." Vern nods along, loyally.

He is trying so hard not to laugh.
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"I think I might know more about what our personified souls require for their health than an ex-zombie."

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"Aww," he pouts. "But I could have pulled off the hat."

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"You still may, if you choose to spend your retainer on it."

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"But then I wouldn't be able to pay for all of the ponies! Think of the ponies, Isabella!"

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"You'll just have to silver-star them along with that one cat."

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"Oh goodness, no. My heart. It breaks. I'm irredeemable, now."

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"You might even need to put *bronze* stars in the book, you villainous awful creature."

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Adarin gasps. "I'm not that far gone. I don't eat children."

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