"It's when you say a thing but you don't actually mean that thing! You mean some other thing!"

"I have never encountered that concept before; thank you for enlightening me "

He is being made fun of and he hates it and every time he says something he winds up either getting more made fun of or accidentally agreeing to lose his virginity and this interaction is not at all going as planned. Not that he had a plan, he mostly had incoherent anger, which is maybe the problem.

He returns to firmer footing by saying, "you should be the best goddamn fuckbuddy to Nie Huaisang in the entire world or I'm going to string you up by your heels and drop you in the graduation hall."

"I was planning to."

Look, there are definitely non-zero freshmen who could take him, depending on their affinity or if they could get the drop on him. He kind of doubts this one's ability to though.

"With presents! And compliments! And-- and romantic poetry!"

"Well I better do the homework in my lit classes then."

He's being made fun of again.

"Yes! You better!"

"I'll make sure of it."

"Good!" 

"--hello, a-Cheng, do I need to intervene in this situation."

"He's just ensuring I appreciate your company properly."

"I feel appreciated."

"He should read you poetry!!" Jiang Cheng insists.

"I mean if he wants to I won't object."

"I will keep this in mind."

"I'll see you this weekend!!!" Jiang Cheng says in a futile attempt to regain control of the situation, and then stomps off.

"Oh, we're on again?" He turns to Nie Huaisang. "Unless you object, of course."

"Oh, I think it would be good for him. Maybe he'll be less angry if he's getting his dick sucked."

"We can hope."

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