shanghai enclave at breakfast
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Shanghai enclave has taken its usual table.

This early in the year, the seating arrangement is a beautifully choreographed dance of social status. Lan Xichen in the center, of course. On his right is Meng Yao, as his sworn brother; on his left is Wen Qing, because if Lan Xichen dies an untimely death she's going to be in charge, as the only other person in Shanghai enclave who has an iota of common sense. This leaves no spot for Lan Wangji, which is fine because his place in Lan Xichen's life is unquestionable; he sits across and a little to the left, so brave petitioners can sit down right in front of Lan Xichen. 

Wen Ning is next to Wen Qing, of course, with a conspicuous gap next to him in case some of his guards are making a play for enclave membership, or someone else wants to put in their application for guard. Jin Zixun can't be next to Wen Ning if they don't want Wen Qing to feed him to a mal, so it makes sense to concentrate the people Jin Zixun can't be around together; the maintenance kids and trusted allies of Shanghai enclave are on that side. They don't always sit with the Shanghai enclave but this early they need to. It's important that everyone knows that Shanghai's maintenance track kids are not to be fucked with. 

This creates an unfortunate problem, because this early on he doesn't want Jin Zixun next to Wei Wuxian or Jiang Cheng either. He'll test it two weeks in, of course, to see if it explodes the way he expects, but after the death of Song Lan and Nie Huaisang's episode yesterday Shanghai enclave doesn't need to be the subject of any more gossip. So he places Jiang Yanli, Jiang Cheng, Wei Wuxian, and Nie Huaisang on the other side of the allies, and Jin Zixun and Jin Zixuan next to himself and Lan Wangji respectively. Lan Wangji is impossible to insult and Meng Yao is entirely in control of whom he murders.

This arrangement also has two other important advantages. First, the relatively central position of the maintenance track kids conveys that Shanghai enclave considers them members. Second, Jin Zixuan (his brother) (not that he'd ever tell anyone, the son of a whore can't make it salient that an enclaver is his brother) (his brother) is on the other side of the table from Jiang Yanli. Therefore, Jin Zixuan can only send her long lingering glances, and not accidentally mortally insult her with his attempts at flirtation. Therefore, neither Wei Wuxian nor Jiang Cheng will wind up trying to duel him in the middle of the cafeteria.

He leaves a few spots near the allies empty for shyer petitioners and fills in the side near Jin Zixun with the less problematic enclave members. 

The only flaw with this seating chart is that Jin Zixun and Jin Zixuan could, in theory, talk to Lan Xichen's petitioners. Fortunately, Meng Yao is aware of Jin Zixun's passion for Tang romantic poetry, and that Jin Zixuan would listen to this topic avidly in the hopes of unlocking some more effective techniques for Yanli flirtation. All he has to do is keep an ear out and put in a few words whenever Jin Zixun appears about to notice something unrelated to poetry is going on. 

Meng Yao is very proud of this arrangement, and the social dexterity required to get everyone to sit in their assigned places without anyone except Lan Xichen noticing what he was doing. 

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Wen Ning's guard is not, in fact, making a play for enclave membership, because she's got that already. But Mei was 100% right that they should be sticking around Shanghai to try and figure out what the hell is going on, and also Ayako's not totally sure she wants to let Wen Ning out of her sight even if his sister is going to be right there, so here she is nonetheless. 

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"Good morning, Ayako. Did you end up finding the classes you wanted?"

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Meng Yao will also accept a closer alliance with Kyoto. They need to team up to stick it to those smug bastards in Seoul.

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"I did! Wen Ning's schedule came out pretty much perfect right out of the gate so I just swapped into all of his classes, there's one that looks really cool about visual storytelling in Western versus Eastern literary traditions and a math class about golden ratios that Huaisang's in too." 

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"Oh, he'll have a good time with that. Trust a-Sang to find a way to make math an art class."

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"Mei and your brother ended up in a math class for street fights, I had kind of been assuming math classes here were just like that? But yeah I'm really excited for it." 

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"...how do you use math in street fighting?"

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"Throwing things is calculus?"

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"That seems like less 'math for street fighting' and more 'math with a vaguely street-fighting-related theme.'"

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"I have no idea how Street-fighting Mathematics class is going to work but I'm sure Mei is looking forward to finding out." 

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"I just wish we had real science. I coordinated my schedule so at least one person from Shanghai enclave is in all of my classes and can do my homework for me, so I can take shifts with Marian in the nurse's office."

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"According to one of my cousins you get chemistry sometimes in the alchemy classes? You're not wrong though." 

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"I've been hoping to get biochemistry before I graduate but no luck yet."

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Meanwhile, on the other side of the allies--

"Please let me put your potions in my shop, Yanli. This is amazing. It tastes like food."

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"I'm not sure that they're that good."

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"You don't have to do anything special. Just give me your homework. I'll give you half the profits." Well, forty percent, Yanli's a wimp. 

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"Well, all right, if you really want to."

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"I do, I do. It's the little luxuries that make life worth living, don't you think?"

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...something about that is tugging on her attention but she can't quite tell what— 

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Ah well. Back to Wen Qing. "Fortunately on the outside biochemistry textbooks are much easier to find. Not that it does a ton of good in here, of course." 

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"I want to learn to heal people now."

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"When we graduate you'll be able to complain to the people who run the place, maybe they'll let you take a history or a science."

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That still doesn't really solve the problem of wanting to heal people now, though. "And in the meantime there's the nurse. What's that like?" 

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"She's incredibly smart. She knows so many things. Apparently Yanli's fibro might be caused by her parents being terrible and that makes her sick."

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"...huh. I didn't know that was a thing that could happen." 

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