in which we coerce a bell into learning mind control
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"There are probably measures in place against it? Like, if it were a disease that mind-controlled people, sure, we should check to make sure nobody's universe has that, but...I got the impression...that Mesmerra isn't much of a one for killing lots of people for no benefit."

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"That's so reassuring. You're probably right, but we should check." 

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"Carrying anything?"

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"Oh yeah, 1187 doesn't have germ theory. Uh, diseases--communicable diseases, I mean, not, like, cancer--are caused by tiny tiny little parasites. Uh, there are lots of tiny tiny little critters that are not parasites, but we call the parasitic ones 'pathogens' or 'germs.'"

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"Which is all that needs to be said on the topic while we're trying to eat." 

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"I didn't know that part but I knew things could be contagious."

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"As long as you don't have the four humors and bloodletting you needed to know about germ theory less desperately than this guy." 

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"I assume from your tone that those don't work like that." 

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"Nothing works like that! I mean phlegm and blood and bile are, in fact, fluids that the body contains, but they don't affect your personality and zero health problems are caused by having the wrong ratio of them. And removing blood from a sick person is a terrible idea, never do that." 

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"So noted."

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"I've been through medical school a couple of times, if that's useful."

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"That may well be. I know, uh, post-apocalyptic school-of-hard-knocks first aid."

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"I know a little medicine but it's all qi stuff." 

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"I have literally never needed to do anything more medically complicated than removing a foreign object before glowing aggressively."

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"I can stop a fever from cooking somebody's brain and I have stood near doctors from my world which may have imparted something as bad as the four humors, for all I know."

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"The four humors thing would be much less harmful if it wasn't for the bloodletting part." 

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"Sometimes people cut open swellings to drain them?"

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"Swellings like infections or swellings like allergies or twisted ankles? Draining infections is fine, I think."

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"I wouldn't be surprised if mistakes were made, honestly, but I think more like the first thing."

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"Erek, I'm putting you and medicine on the list after Edie and genetics." 

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"All right."

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"I wanna be on the list, but there are so many things that are ridiculous about my home that it's hard to pick a topic." 

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"I think in theory we all go on the list at some point." 

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"True. Anyone who finds any particular outlandish thing that comes out of my mouth particularly compelling let me know." 

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"Will do!"

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