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Dream SMP has a visit from a goddess
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“Sure, though I’m missing a lot of local context for proper comparisons. But the thing I’m thinking of is that heat rises, in air and I think also water. So a block that caused heat would logically make the current go up. … Not as much as this, admittedly. Honestly I’m a little confused that the water elevator doesn’t run out of water, but. It seems like that’s because they’re water blocks, and they stay where they’re put. Which makes a weird sort of sense, but it’s not what I’m used to at all.”

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“They’re all water source blocks, too— that means you can pick them up and put them down with buckets. If you put down a water source block they’ll flow down and outwards, and then there will be multiple flowing water blocks but only the one water source block.”

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Really!” She sounds delighted. “That’s so bizarre and charming. Your weird world is cute. I’m going to want to see how that works, but I want a proper test location so I don’t break anything I don’t mean to.”

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“Sure. …We should probably finish the tour first.”

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“Yeah. I’m very easily distracted.”

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“It’s alright, you’re not even close to being the most distractable person here.” Up the water elevator!

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She giggles, then follows.

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“This is Punz’s house.” Point. “He’s with the egg cult. Or… was, maybe? Either way.”

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“Potential egg affiliate,” provides Yvette, brightly.

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“Yeah.” Walking! “This is the Prime Path, it’s the main path—it’s also religious, kind of, if you want to promote yourself then this is a good place to do that.”

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“Ohhhhohono that is not happening, I do not want to be worshipped. Ever.”

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“…I wasn’t particularly assuming you did.”

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“Yeah, no, sorry for being jumpy, just. Brrrr.” She shivers. “I consider declaring myself to be an omnipotent god-empress or something a bad end. And people worshipping me sounds… lonely and unfulfilling. So. Uh.” She gives a little awkward shrug.

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“…Do you think that’s a likely bad end for you?”

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“… I don’t know. Maybe. It depends on the environment, I guess? I have a mouth and I have a temper and I am very opinionated on how people should be treated. And I have more power than I know what to do with. So. Maybe.”

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“Alright. That’s… Good to know.” Across from Punz’s house: “This is the museum, Eret built it.”

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“Sorry for being existentially terrifying,” she says wryly. Then she looks at the museum. “Oh? Museum of what?”

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“Just the server. There are maps, historic builds, things like that.”

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"Oh, cool. Can we detour to go look inside, then? And why do you call this dimension 'the server'?"

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“Sure. And the server isn’t really this dimension—if you walk for long enough you’ll be in a different server, and that’s definitely not a different dimension, but lots of the Nether is part of this server even though you have to go through a portal to get there.”

Inside the museum is:

- a van with an on-fire hot dog on top

- a black brick wall

- a collection of maps

- two rooms with buttons in them; one is also made of black bricks and has chests in it, while the other is stone and has signs on the wall

- a flag

- what appears to be one wall of a brick house

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"... Huh. Then I guess I don't understand the distinction."

She is very confused by a lot of the museum's contents, honestly. Except the maps, the maps are straightforward. She'll look at and memorize all of the maps.

Are there explanatory signs on any of the rest of the stuff?

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Nope. 

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"I am absolutely missing the significance of all of the objects in this museum," says Yvette, brightly. "All of the history is just going in one ear and right out the other without anything sticking whatsoever. Except the maps, the maps are good."

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“The camarvan is where Wilbur founded L’Manberg—that’s a country, or at least it used to be—it had walls around it, that’s what the wall is a replica of. That’s L’Manberg’s flag, as well.”

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"Oh! ... Used to be a country. What happened to it?"

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