Cam and Warrior Cats
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"Maybe Princess's humans can find more? Or I can haul up some resurrectees from Atriama."

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"Some who."

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"Oh, I can resurrect dead people with some caveats, if you want to put in a request tell Felicity so she can figure out if they're in incarnable condition."

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"I uh, stots."  She clears her throat.  "I will.  Is that good news for the cats?"

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"Cats are caveated, alas."

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"Catveated," she mutters, and clears her throat again.  "Are they at least somewhere nice, do you know . . ."

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"If you ignore the possibility of resurrection I consider the cat afterlife broadly superior to the human one."

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"Huh."

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"Are we taking anyone with us today, then?"

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"I think the most urgent bunch that don't want to be split up, ideally - unless you can put a must be adopted together flag on some groups, Ivy, in which case we should maybe triage across all the shelters in the area."

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"There's not like an official system but sometimes we put up a little card or whatever.  I only work here vocationally though, so I would need approval about it and I've kind of already been acting suspicious lately."

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"So valid. So think we should call Princess's folks." He will do this.

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It rings a fair few times.  "Hyello."

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"Hello! Would you be willing to metaphorically launder some cats?"

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". . . Plausibly?  What's it involve."

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"Adopt some cats, on paper, and then I whisk them off to the city I built in a cavern to live as independent persons. I was able to do this with no fixed address so probably everybody in your house is good for a couple cats if you don't tell them where you live."

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"Oh, sure.  Of course."

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Ivy waves for Cam's attention.

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"Mm?"

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"I made you up an address.  Or like it's a real place that I drive by, and we can probably make up some number of real places but eventually someone might check."

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"Ah. Belay the part about not telling them where you live but possibly claim to live at a friend's house," Cam clarifies to Ian.

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"Easy enough.  When's this happening?"

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"Nnnowish? If nowish is awful I will find alternate adopters, you're just nearby."

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"No, nowish should be fine - my brother's visiting but apparently you've met?"

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"We have, if he would also like to pretend to adopt some cats he's welcome to join us!"

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