gay necromancers in the potterverse
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"We're taking you back to your group," she says in the tone of a person who expects to be obeyed.

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"Are you going to insult my ancestry on the way?"

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"Not all purebloods are like that. Let me guess, you had a runin with someone unpleasant?"

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"Some asshole named Draco Malfoy."

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"New money. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but the Malfoys certainly think there is, and they will raise themselves up by trying to tear other people down. And his house has albino peacocks in front."

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"I want albino peacocks."

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"I think albino peacocks sound nice."

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"The point," Mercy says, "is that we're not all like that. My family believes that all wizards are equal, regardless of their background."

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Sylvanus nods enthusiastically.

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"All... wizards. What about goblins?"

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"Well, goblins aren't human."

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"They're still people! That's speciesist. And-- you said wizards. What about Muggles?"

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"I don't want to be rude. I know Muggleborns love their families."

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"Don't do me any favors."

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"Well, they're just-- not our sort? In general, Muggles are simply less intelligent than wizards, they're crueler, they oppress women, they're covered in dirt because they bathe less. And of course they're not capable of magic and they don't leave ghosts."

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"My dad was a Muggle. My best friend's a Muggle. Isaac Asimov and Albert Einstein and Carl Sagan are Muggles. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about."

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"I understand the truth can be hard to hear--"

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"No. Fuck you. I went and looked in the entire bookstore of Flourish and Blotts and you know what I didn't find? A single book about physics. Muggles know more than you about how the universe works and that's fucking embarrassing because you can probably cast a magic spell that works as a microscope. Muggles split the atom, Muggles went to the Moon. The only reason Muggles aren't blowing you out of the fucking water about magic is that they don't know it exists. I bet you don't even know what evolution is. Wizards aren't worthy to kiss the feet of Muggles."

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This interaction is very frightening and Sylvanus is not sure how to handle it.

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"...I think we're at your group," Mercy says politely. "It was a pleasure talking to you."

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"Wish I could say the same."

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"Ah, there you are," says McGonagall, who has clearly been headed in Cyrus's direction since he ran off. "That was ill-advised; you will be much safer if you remain with the group. Do you still have all your belongings?"

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"Are you okay? What happened?"

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"I... really don't like dogs."

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She shrugs. "Well, Hogwarts only allows cats, so that's a piece of luck unless you don't like them either. Did you get bitten by a dog once or something?"

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