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"Something like that."

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"Ooh, look, that's the wandmaker's!"

It proclaims itself to be Ollivander's, Makers of Fine Wands since 382 BC.

"Has it really been here since 382 BC?"

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"No, no, they've moved around a few times. I believe the family arrived in Britain with the Romans."

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Oh good a conversation topic that isn't dogs. 

"I'm going to turn your hair green."

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She would be impressed if he managed to change anyone's hair colour any time before the third week of class, and he's not going to manage it on her even then, but that would be exactly the wrong thing to say to him, so she doesn't. She also doesn't say "if my hair is going to be a ridiculous colour it had better be red. With gold highlights." Instead she says, "In you go," and holds the door while the four pile into the wand shop.

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Someone who must be Ollivander looms up out of the back, his white eyes and white hair appearing first, anglerfish-like, before the rest of him. "Ah, here we are again. Hogwarts first-years. It's always such a pleasure. Who would like to go first?"

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Hernione's hand goes up like it was fired out of a cannon independently of the rest of her.

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"Me! Me me me me me me! I want cool magic powers!"

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Ollivander flits around the store, grabbing half a dozen slim boxes from the Jenga towers of them that are his wall cubbies, and stacks them on a chair, then pulls one out for each of Cyrus and Hermione. To Cyrus he says, "Start with this. Sycamore and phoenix feather, ten inches, rather energetic. Give it a wave."

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He waves his wand with incredible enthusiasm and accidentally elbows Hermione in the nose.

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Hermione goes "YEEP" and drops the wand she's in the process of taking, says "Sorry" to Ollivander while picking it up, and is informed that it's "Unicorn hair and pine, eleven inches, very springy." Then Ollivander snatches back both of those wands and gives them new ones (Hermione moves to the other side of the rather small room).

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That's very fair. 

Free of all concerns about elbowing people in the face, Cy is going to do his coolest dance moves with this wand. 

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He generally gets about 0.6 seconds into a dance move before Ollivander grabs the wand back and swaps it out. He goes through yew and unicorn hair, several different woods and dragon heartstring, and a couple of hawthorn ones before he finally gets to "Hawthorn and dragon heartstring, twelve and a half inches, ready for anything." This one he gets to keep long enough to finish waving, and it lets out a shower of softly crackling white-gold sparks.

"Well done!" exclaims Ollivander. "That's the one that wants you."

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"Awesome! Why does it want me?"

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"Why does anyone want anything? It suits you. The wand always chooses the wizard, you know, and you'll never get as good results with another wizard's wand."

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After a few tries of her own, Hermione ends up with vine wood and dragon heartstring at ten and three quarters inches, which emits a swirl of sparkling blue mist and a soft chime. She holds it like it's made of spun glass and asks, "How are wands made? Can other magical creatures be involved, or only the three you mentioned? How can you guess what wands someone should try?"

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"Other wandmakers," he says disdainfully, "may use other creatures, but I only use those three. The process is much too long and complex to describe, but suffice to say it combines transfiguration, potion-making, carpentry, and art--and the last is how I know which wands to try." He starts handing wands to Justin and Dean, both of whom are fairly easy matches--he succeeds on Justin's first try and Dean's second.

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"Juliet, I want to learn to make wands," he says to Hermione. 

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Hermione blinks, traces back the nickname logic, and says, "Me too! I bet there are books in the library. We should ask McGonagall how more specialized education works." She darts towards the door to do exactly that.

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He follows her. "I was planning to triple major. I hope they have triple majors in wizard college."

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Wizards don't generally have college! Instead, they generally start out as trainees or apprentices in the job they want, and learn all the specialized skills on the job. McGonagall approves of this system; it makes it easier to learn whether you're suited for a line of work before you've put multiple years into preparing for it. Ollivander prefers to remain a family business, but there are other wandmakers on the continent who are less secretive.

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"But what if I want to learn lots of different things?" He thinks about this. "Do wizards have academics?"

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"Many wizards pursue scholarship independently, and there are journals in which they can share their findings. Once you're in fourth year, you will have the option of independent study projects under the guidance of a professor."

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"I'm going to do that."

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"So am I!"

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