Stiles is flicking paper footballs at someone's head in homeroom, which is, in his opinion, a productive morning. If he can't learn magic, and he has to deal with cardcaptors and sorcerers and bears...well, he'll make his own fun.
"We have charisma, we should use it. Charisma, let's talk about what you're going to say."
"I'm thinking for a specific script I could just play it by ear, see what reactions I'm getting. I'm more interested in having a list of magical things we'll do for sure, which will showcase the impossibility of these tricks, and then if anything cool occurs at the time we can also do that."
"Card tricks are classic, but we don't want to put everyone on screen. The box, the handcuffs, the one with the infinite handkerchiefs? The bunny, but that might be hard...we should probably figure out everything magic can do. I haven't really done any, even though I was planning on it."
"We can definitely make some things appear out of literal thin air—there's the Flower, it does that. And I'm not sure how card tricks could be magicked up."
"So let's make flowers appear, go through the handcuffs and the box- if we don't find anything thin enough we can just skip that. Levitation we can do, and you should probably do a separate trick where you levitate something else."
"Make the flower appear, then change the color of it, then move it?"
"Flowers are small and easy to do. I could ask for volunteers from the audience, more believable that way."
"Uh huh. So I've provided the handcuffs, but we'll probably want to get the box, that seems harder than a flower."
"The Maze is also a pretty cool one to demonstrate but easy to fake in a video."
"You could include it anyway if you think the act isn't complete without it."
"Nah, I just think it's a pretty obviously impossible thing—actually, we could do that just because it is impossible, so anyone—especially other clans—who sees the footage will think it was just edited."
"I think this should be enough of a skeleton that everything else can be done as needed."
"—sexual tension?" He looks at Alistair. "There's sexual tension? Should we fix that?"
"Hmm, as soon as we're sure there's nothing else to plan I'm perfectly comfortable kicking them out and letting you have your way with me."