Stiles is flicking paper footballs at someone's head in homeroom, which is, in his opinion, a productive morning. If he can't learn magic, and he has to deal with cardcaptors and sorcerers and bears...well, he'll make his own fun.
"Hmm? It's because of how strong you are. When you get stronger it gets better."
"So it could maybe handle a thin box, and handcuffs should be a snap?"
"Maybe we should stop talking about handcuffs. I'm not going to be able to make eye contact with him now."
"It's your own fault for bringing them up. Me and Sadde are innocent."
"I'm not innocent! I'm extremely guilty! I'm going to eye Stiles lasciviously while he handles those handcuffs, it's going to be hilarious."
"Hey. I'm looking for your sister. About this tall, attached at the hip to tall, dark and bristly?"
"I'm an only child. Tall, dark, and bristly is in the bedroom, and so's Scott."
"This is actually what I look like without any magic," he says, leading Stiles, "but I have the Change."
"Sometimes I feel like a girl, sometimes I feel like a guy, and it's rather uncomfortable to be in the wrong body when I do. And yeah, we're ready, I think." He looks at Stiles and smirks suggestively. "I heard you brought handcuffs."
He waves the handcuffs in the air.
"So who's putting them on, you or Scott?"