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He considers this question.

"Perhaps you should give us each a quick drink so we don't tire out so fast and then go get that level-up?"

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Approving smile. "Absolutely."

She breasts boobily over to give them some titty milk. Enough to last the full half-hour at least. (Sky has to be held in place and made to drink, but does so happily.)

Once they've had their fill, she puts on her shorts and bikini top and heads out.

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And now there's all kinds of things that can be done to Sky while she is full of divine restorative! (The things he is thinking of specifically involve lots of orgasms.)

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Sky can have so, so, so many orgasms.

She can also be conveniently oblivious to everything else! Laurent can be so comfortable about things as he has his fun with her.

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It does occur to him that she's much more oblivious to her surroundings than he expected and he could probably get away with actually fucking her and have her legitimately not notice, but he's having fun in other ways. He does put some effort into confusing the issue, though, because if he only confuses the issue when he plans to need the cover that's not very much cover at all, and also because it's fun to pursue alternative methods of making her feel nicely full.

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Everything about this is awesome.

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Eventually, long after their Nectar of Sin doses have worn off, Coventina returns and slips inside, hoping not to disturb them if they're still in the middle of anything.

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The thing they are in the middle of, by that point, is sleeping. She may presume she is welcome to join them.

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He may be asleep but Sky isn't. She dozed off for a bit when Laurent finished with her but the egg in her belly is still mainlining lust into her bloodstream and she's definitely awake now.

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Coventina sighs, then strips and crawls into bed. She pulls Sky's hips out for better access and plunges first her fingers, then her whole fist into the paralyzed girl's drooling pussy.

 

 

 

 

 

It's the middle of the night when the egg finally comes out. Coventina has so far avoided waking up Laurent, but...

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Sky practically levitates off the bed as the egg slides free, screaming in rapture as the paralysis lifts. Even with a quick-thinking Coventina's hand over her mouth (which only makes her cum harder) she's pretty loud, and shakes the bed with her thrashing.

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"What's the emergency?" he mumbles sleepily, sitting up. "Ah."

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Holding the trembling, sweaty form of Sky, Coventina gives him a wry look.

"I think we might need to have a conversation about aftercare, Laurent."

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...he blinks a few times, catching up with the current state of reality, then says, "Yes, I agree. Also, someone should probably do something about that egg."

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"I've been awake all night. You go chop it up and flush it," she says good-naturedly as she continues to pet Sky.

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"I can do that."

He does that.

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When he gets back, Coventina gives him a reassuring smile.

"So, like, this is not a problem yet, to be clear, but it's kind of my thing to notice and intercept certain kinds of patterns before they become problems, right? So. Last night, you fell asleep and left me awake and paralyzed for most of the night. Genuine props for how not agonizingly horny I was the whole time, you did good there, but I was still somewhat agonizingly horny and trapped in my own body for several hours after you fell asleep. Now, I'm cool about that. I'm not easy to phase and a lot of phase-y stuff doesn't bother me in the first place, but, Eph-Why-Eye being that helpless and denied is not my kink."

Pet pet the now-snoozing Sky.

"Tonight, you fell asleep and left Sky here awake and paralyzed and effectively alone with her own, I assume thanks to you much reduced agonizing horniness. Now, again, this isn't a problem because being that helpless is Sky's kink, isn't that right?"

(Sky curls into herself a little but is still subspace-y enough to nod.)

"Right, so, everything's cool. But it could've not. Especially tonight. You really should have waited for me to get back before you went to sleep and left Sky unsupervised. Do not do the equivalent of forgetting to untie the sub after the scene is over. That's kind of a no-no."

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"...I think you may be vastly overestimating my domain expertise here," he says. "In that I don't... have any. I have never done this before. I apologize for not making that clear. Please tell me what I need to know to do a better job."

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"You're fine. You're doing a great job. This isn't about the sex, okay? That was fantastic. I wasn't even thinking about this at the time, this is hindsight speaking. Just, we were taking advantage of a state of helplessness that was not under your control to do something kinky. I was actually going to suggest something similar using a more thorough blindfold, earplugs, and lots of rope. If we did that, you could untie me when you were done, right? But it wasn't in your power to end the paralysis when the fun ended, so it was kind of neglectful of you to... abdicate responsibility for our continued state of helplessness and go to sleep, right?"

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"—no, that's not the kind of doing a better job I meant—being able to give you a good time is inconsequential if I can't be safe about it," he says. "And I don't know how. It didn't occur to me that not going to sleep was an option, I think, although it seems obvious now that you point it out. And I still don't know..." He makes a slight searching-for-words gesture. "What I'm doing or how to do it. How to avoid making the same mistake again differently. How to take care of you properly."

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"You have been. I just noticed this one thing, and I think it generalizes across a class of mistake that it's pretty easy to avoid once you're aware of it. I don't think you'll make the same mistake again. I think you're a dependable dude at heart."

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"...maybe I see what you mean. I'm not sure. It's probably a conversation for a more reasonable hour of the morning, regardless."

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"Yeah, sleep is calling."

Yawning, she grabs and adjusts her pillow under her and Sky's heads, then flops down.

"Really, all you have to do is notice when you're being depended upon, and the rest comes naturally," she opines, snuggling in. "I wouldn't worry too much..."

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He curls up next to them and doesn't respond.

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She reaches out to stroke him a little, hoping to be comforting.

 

In the morning he'll wake up to her making out with Sky, but it looks like whatever they were doing is already over.

"G'morning!" she greets. "So, I forgot to mention, I already turned in the bog worm quest. I left your shares of the reward over there," she points, "so all we need to do today is get your adventurer cards updated."

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