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"I can do that."

"You might want two fairies," Cam says. "So you can have the Dementors and the prisoners both handled separately and right away."

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"The prisoners are not going to be in any kind of condition to do - well, anything. But yeah, might be safer."

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"Do they need, like - what's the usual protocol for somebody coming out of Azkaban?"

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"- they get their wand back and some people who care about them can take them home, if there aren't any they can go in the long-term magic damage ward at St. Mungo's?"

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"What do the people and/or Saint Mungo's who the hell is Saint Mungo do with them?"

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"It's a hospital, and I think they, like, spell them food every day and stop them from damaging anything?"

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"What a lovely hospital. Possibly there should be therapists in the moon prison."

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"I will ask my Elf mom for recommendations."

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"That's probably a better idea than trying to use daeva."

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"What exactly are therapists -"

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"Mental health professionals, overdeployed in many cases but 'spent any time in Azkaban' is a good case of them being maybe useful."

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"I will fetch Ister and find a fairy for prisoner relocation -" to the fairy: "unless you'd rather do prisoner relocation than the Dementors."

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"Sounds safer... is it?"

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"Yes, none of them will be dangerous and most of them will be comatose and I'll have shuttles made for them."

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"...why shuttles?"

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"...to take them to the Moon without them dying along the way?"

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"I'm. A fairy."

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"If you've got a way to do it without shuttles then okay." 

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"I'm a fairy! Why would I need shuttles?"

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"If it's safe for people on Revelation I'm sure it's safe for wizards but I'd have expected air would be a problem."

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"Air is a thing! I can move air!"

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"I apologize for doubting you. You can take all of the prisoners to the Moon without any shuttles involved."

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Cam hands the fairy instructions on how to distribute them.

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And he goes off to get another fairy.

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This fairy isn't wearing pants either but only because she's wearing a dress (backless, to accommodate sheer fly wings). "Good day, how can I help you?"

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