"It does sound pretty ridiculous, doesn't it? There is in fact a demon inside who will make you anything you want and can carry back, let's start with that because it's the only bit I can actually prove so far."

"Whatever, I suppose if I'm naked on interplanetary broadcast I'm already that."

"I was talking to an angel yesterday who thought this was that, too, do people do that? That's kind of appallingly rude." Indoors.

"Uh, hi, Timothy."

"Shoo, kiddo."

"Bar actually has rules about pants," Cam remarks.

"Great, I would love to follow these rules, I did not choose to not have pants," says the fairy.

And now the fairy has pants.

"Thank you."

"You're welcome."

"Are you seriously unbound?" wonders the fairy.

"Yeah."

"Prove it."

"Uh, no."

"Was there anything else you wanted?"

"Yeah, but I didn't bring my shopping list, lemme think."

"Do you have a shopping list."

"...Yeah. Uh, it's on my fridge."

"Title it," suggests Cam, "so I don't have to make your entire fridge or your last fourteen shopping lists."

"...Things To Ask The Unbound Demon For?"

Cam hands him a list and he starts sorting into things he wants from the demon and things he would rather actually shop for.

He asks Bar for another drink.

Bar comes up with something green. It has an olive in it.

He waits for the fairy to get all the things he wants.

It's a lot of things. They are neatly organized and some of them are floating. And then he's out of list.

"Thank you very much, Cam."

"You're welcome. I've got the moon prison figured out but I think you're in charge of figuring out how we get future transport of criminals to it and release therefrom handled."

"I will need some help on the shuttles but yes, I can do the rest of that."

"What kind of help?"

"Things operable by us, mostly."

"They can mostly autopilot but you would need to learn to fly 'em for emergency purposes in case something happened."

"What sort of stuff happens, with what probabilities, what does flying them entail in those cases, and we should do thorough testing on magic around electricity in general to make sure we can't just disable them making a sandwich."

"I can give you a video game to play that will introduce you to all the plausible non-magic-involving shuttle piloting eventualities."

"Cool. And can you give him a good pair of binoculars and a camera so that I can check in remotely on things?"

"Yeah sure. You will also need a demon who unlike me isn't retaining door privileges for the prison itself though."

"I'll hit up Ister again." And to the fairy who did not introduce himself - "mind taking me to the Moon real quick for some setup before the monster excavation?"