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Kareen needed to be eased into magic systems not being horrible
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“If it’s about prettiness, maybe you could get some aposematism going with drag makeup.”

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"...what is aposematism?"

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“It’s the word for that thing where bright colors in nature advertise dangerous toxins.”

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"I can do that - it's probably going to be my main contribution to a graduation strategy - but I don't see why it would have to be drag."

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“Oh, I don’t suppose it would have to be, just, I’ve seen some especially fabulous drag faces that seem like they would suit the strategy.”

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"No shade to drag queens in their area of expertise, but it's a different thing from both of being a poison dart frog and being passable, and I'm good enough to do either or both and can't think of a magical effect that would be best accomplished by instead specifically resembling a drag queen."

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“Yeah, I’m not remotely surprised to get something like that wrong.”

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"Thank you for the blush idea."

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“You’re welcome!”

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And the line, little perturbed by her having entire conversations with individual participants therein because she has magic time bullshit, moves along. "Thank you."

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Magic time bullshit is amazing!!! “You’re welcome!” 

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"Is there going to be soup I should ward again or not this time."

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“Oh, excellent point.” Here is a gazpacho and a chicken soup.

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Sean incants over them and takes chicken soup. "Thanks!"

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“You’re welcome!” Kareen will presumably get bored of lunch lady duty eventually but it still hasn’t happened yet.

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"Ooh, chicken soup. And... ..... ......salsa?"

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“Gazpacho. You probably don’t want to put it on nachos.”

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"Gesundheit."

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“No, it’s—gaz, pa, cho, is the name of the soup.” Orion is a little bit of a himbo, isn’t he.

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"Oh." He peers at it suspiciously and goes with the chicken.

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That is Orion’s prerogative. The chicken soup is fine.

She labels the soups.

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The she will get fewer questions about them. Bella will at least try the gazpacho.

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“I’d have picked something else if I had known it would be unpopular.”

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"Maybe it'll be amazing but I've never had it before."

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“Apparently most people here haven’t! Which is fine, but I hadn’t realized.”

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