The Rooms of Antiquities, the pleasant female voice can be heard from the earbuds of the electronic tour guide, contain a number of peculiar objects, many of which are not, in fact, ancient. Several of them were in fact thought to be ancient until they were discovered to be forgeries, or merely more modern pieces confused for older ones.
Kero will be over here, slightly uncomfortable by the turn this conversation has taken.
"Yeah, but it's just flying. I don't want to have to sit on a pink, winged broomstick in order to do it. If there were an option to temporarily grow wings, I'd probably go for it, so long as the colours were okay."
"What? If it gave me pink wings, I would not be happy. White, brown, or black, sure, and maybe some other colours, but not pink."
"Yeah, but you could say that about anything! 'It's just a dress', 'It's just a tutu', 'They're just some pink wings', and 'It's just a broken bone' or 'It's just an apocalypse'. That doesn't make it any better!"
"Oh, come on! Is this a masculinity thing? It's a masculinity thing, isn't it? If I act stereotypically flamboyant around you will that help you deal with the pink? Gurl those shoes and that shirt? Mm-mm."
"This isn't just a masculinity thing, it's me not wanting to wear pink! You acting flamboyant isn't going to affect it either way!"
"I was thinking of just meditating with it nearby, but I think I can still do that if you're holding on to it? Kero?"
"Oh, okay. If you want it, sure, you can have it, but if you just wanted to hold onto it for the sake of holding onto it, can I use it for a bit first?"
"Thanks," he says, and then goes and sits on the ground, activating his staff and placing the change card near him. He starts to focus on his magic.
Change likes him! It also likes Sadde. It likes them both in different ways, and it sees neither of them as its master. It likes that Theo changes things so much, and it likes that Sadde changes so much.
It wants to change more stuff.
That seems pretty... simplistic, and obvious.
He comes out of the trance and hands the card back to Sadde, saying "I hope I get another chance to use it sometime."