The Rooms of Antiquities, the pleasant female voice can be heard from the earbuds of the electronic tour guide, contain a number of peculiar objects, many of which are not, in fact, ancient. Several of them were in fact thought to be ancient until they were discovered to be forgeries, or merely more modern pieces confused for older ones.
"Know what? Because I know lots of things, but what the 'Clow Cards' are isn't one of them." (Or maybe it is, but he's not willing to give information without getting some first.)
He slowly moves over to his bed for no obvious reason.
He sighs and sits on the bed. "I woke up in this museum and the Book was open and all the Clow Cards were gone. I tried to find them and could only sense Windy but it's not here..."
"You woke up in a museum? What were you doing before that, and what do you mean you could 'sense Windy'?"
He stops before he gets to the bed, still maintaining some distance from Cerberus. Still somewhat wary, he hasn't put the book down, but fortunately it doesn't seem he'll need to attack.
"... Oh." – that's not really what he was expecting. "So why'd you come here?"
He's starting to feel a little sympathetic towards this creature.
"I told you, I was looking for the cards! If the Clow Cards aren't all collected and sealed again, a great catastrophe will befall the world!"
"A great catastrophe? Can you be more specific? And why were you looking here for the cards? Did you 'sense Windy' and come here?"
Yeah, perhaps "hostile and withholding information" wasn't the best way to go about this. In fairness: weird creature, at night, after a weird day.
"Quiet? Didn't you say it was a card...? Or is it... special; like, have I mentioned that you're a winged, talking bear? You do know that, right?"
He grabs hold of the card, stands up, and holds the book at the ready again. "Yeah, I do, but how do I know you're who you say you are? Even if there is a 'Guardian of the Clow Cards', how do I know you're them?"
"I didn't scatter them, I stood near a book and then touched a card! How should I know that'd scatter some magical cards? Magical cards don't exist!"
"Well obviously they do exist, but they didn't, not when I was in that museum, at least not as far as I knew! And it's not my fault that they cause catastrophe!"
"Well maybe we should stop shouting at each other and try to–" He's interrupted by a knock at the door.
"Theo, are you okay in there?" asks his dad.
He drops the card and quickly grabs the winged bear, muffling any noises it might make.
"Yeah, Dad, everything's fine!" he says... somewhat convincingly.
"Ow!" he exclaims, trying to be quiet.
"Are you sure you're fine?"
"Yeah, I am! Good night!" he says, and he waits to hear his dad's footsteps before continuing.
"What was that for? I was just keeping you quiet!" he hisses at the bear, dropping him on the bed.
Cerberus immediately flops onto the ground and grabs the card.
Well. Hugs the card. It's rather larger than he is. "Okay! One down, fifty two to go!"