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leareth, king of cheliax, searches for his alt in a velgarth 1000 years earlier
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"That makes sense, talking to gods is hard - when Tad did he slept the whole afternoon." 

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"What's Iomedae like?" 

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(Tadesse could answer this question just fine, and will in a moment, but he's very curious to hear the little girl's response.) 

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"She's Chelish! And Lawful Good, which is where you fix everything and follow the rules, and it's the hardest one because sometimes the rules say not to fix everything. And she likes cats."

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"She likes cats! Huh." 

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"What would she even do about that, as a god? I...don't think gods can have pets, they definitely couldn't pet them, they don't have hands!" 

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"Ooh, could you hold hands with a god?" 

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"Could you kiss a- Nevermind, ew." 

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"Dayo, stop it, you're not fooling anyone when you pretend you still think kissing is gross, you're not ten anymore." 

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Tadesse finds himself smiling. "I confess I did not try it, when I talked to Her."

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"I think the god hands are where the gods are, in Heaven and in Axis."

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"You can just get a Plane Shift to Axis, right? Tad said that King Leareth took him there, to this fancy building that Abadar made for him - have you been there...?" 

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"Ooooh maybe you could go to Axis and kiss Abadar like I knooow you want to..." 

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"Will you shut up." Dayo glares at his sister a bit, then turns back to Pexa. "I think Abadar's the best god because he's the god of commerce and trade and he gives your ship's voyage good luck and I think my da would get along with him really really well." 

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"I think Iomedae's the best god because she's Chelish. And a girl. And likes cats." 

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"Oh, is your opinion that girls are better than boys?" Ayodele grins. "Good opinion. Very correct." 

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"I...am fairly sure that is not true," Tadesse says dryly. "For one thing, if it were, where would new kittens come from?" 

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(Giggle. Cat sex is a funny image. Probably he should not say what he's giggling about in front of the three-year-old.) 

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"Girl cats having babies," says Pexa as if Tadesse is very stupid.

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On reflection he maybe doesn't want to try to explain this. "Ah, yes, of course." 

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"Are you going to be a mage too, like King Leareth?" Dayo asks her. "It's no fair that only Tad and Ekunde are mages and I can't be one. Maybe I'll learn to be a wizard but apparently you need to study so hard for it." 

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"I don't know! I can't do magic at all now except if it's a really really really emergency emergency I can bite my ring but I shouldn't do that if it's not an emergency emergency because then all the guards have to worry and they will be soooo sad."

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