Two child vampires are dumped in Wind Waker, where they make a change
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Clearly she must correct their tragic deficiency of cooking experience. With lots and lots of delicious food.

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Okay, grandparents are pretty nice. The two eat very appreciatively. 

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"You could open a restauraunt!"

"Oh, thank you dear. But I'm much too old for anything like that, these bones can't bear to cook except out of love."

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Old is still weird, but the twins keep quiet. 

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"I mean it's really good. If you would be so kind as to make us some stuff to take along I will give you a jar that's bigger on the inside than the outside. That could come in handy right?"

"Oh, I would have cooked my Grendal and her friends food for sailing anyway."

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"Then we'll give you the jar as a present, right, Nemo?"

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"Sure, sure."

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"You have any chores and stuff you want done?"

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"I wouldn't complain if you two fetched me some firewood and well water... But you deserve a break, you don't have to."

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"It's not as hard for us as it is for human children, really."

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"If you say so. Well, you don't have to."

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Well water and firewood is fetched at short notice.

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Grandma Erlund smiles at them in a very Grandmotherly way and the profusion of food continues.

When it's time to leave she offers surprises them all with a hug. Even Nemo mostly accepts it.

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The twins return it as hard as they can without hurting her.

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"You're one of the nicest people we've ever met." She sounds so earnest. 

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Rilah jokes, "It's the job of a grandma to be the nicest, you know."

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"So what do you call your mother's mother if she isn't nice?" It's hard to tell if she's joking. 

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"You call her-" Rilah's voice goes low and facetiously angry. "Grandmother."

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"I'll remember that."

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"Does it work for, ahem, grandfather, too?"

"Indeed, yes!"

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"I don't think I'll ever have to use any of those. If I do something has gone terribly wrong."

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"I'd have to find our father first."

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They joke around for a while longer. Grandma Erlund excuses herself eventually... Old means tired. "I've got to save up energy for making good sailing food for you dearies."

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