Two child vampires are dumped in Wind Waker, where they make a change
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"I just want money. You know that rich girl in the cage in Ganon's fort? Her dad is offering a reward for anyone who rescues her. How about I help you guys beat Ganon again, if you let me rescue that one girl?"

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"How can we trust you?"

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"I guess you can't. But maybe you can trust that if I just happened to miss some bombs here, and just happened to give the crew the night off for a night that'll last for weeks it's not some crazy plot that will make me beat you even harder."

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"You are the wrong kind of untrustworthy!"

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"Yeah, well, just remember that if Ganon destroys the world I'd die too. Bye bye~"

And she's out the door.

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She turns to the bomb-maker. "Could we borrow some bombs?"

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"FINE! WHATEVER! NOBODY HAS ANY RESPECT FOR THE FINE ART OF BOMBCRAFT ANYMORE! JUST TAKE THEM YOU LITTLE WEASELS!"

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"I'll have you know that weasels are lovely!"

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"IN THE FUTURE BOMBS WILL BE! 10! RUPEES! EACH! BECAUSE THAT CRAZY PIRATE SAID SHE'D HANG ME FROM HER SAILS IF I DIDN'T LOWER THE PRICE! Now go away and LET ME YELL MY FRUSTRATIONS OUT!"

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They gather up their bombs, and run back to Red Lions.

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"You guys fought the pirates by yourselves?! You could have gotten hurt!"

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"I guess they could've all been replaced by vampires when we weren't looking."

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"You know what I mean. We could have helped... But you have the bombs now. Do you know what the pirates are doing?"

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"Tetra says she'll stay out of the way if we let her rescue one rich girl. For the reward."

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"Wow. Pirates only want money, huh?"

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"I like her attitude! If only she weren't quite so violently moneygrubbing."

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"You're not that selfish, my little weasel."

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"I could be pretending to be nice so people will trust me more, you never know."

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"Yeah, but what's the functional difference?"

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"One of them means I might steal all the Pearls for myself."

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"You'd better not." She's gotten less riled up about his sarcasm as time goes on. "Let's sleep for a bit and then get going to Outset. The sooner we beat Ganon the better."

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The twins don't bother redressing and just sleep as cats.

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And then they sail for Outset Island. The sailing is still hard work, but the storm seems to have lost some of its fury and rage.

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