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gee Haru, how come your author lets you have two girlfriends,
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Haru collects the sandwich tray and precedes them out of the room.

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She gets ready to emerge, staying in contact with Lucy. "Okay, yeah, red would look amazing on you. Have you ever done it before?" 

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“Yeah! Did you know you can do temporary hair dye with the ink cartridge from a washable marker?”

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She squeals. "You can? ... do you want to do that? this week? together?" please please please please please-

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“Well, it sounds like fun, but I don’t know if Haru has any sacrificial markers.”

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"Ren might, she's a kindergarten teacher."

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“I want red! Cara, what color do you want?”

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"I don't think my hair needs color! but... can I draw on my skin with one?" she wiggles. 

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“Oh, well, you wouldn’t even need to destroy the marker for that.”

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"Haru, can I get us some markers online?" 

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"I can cover it, you're probably competent to make purchases but why risk it. Is there a specific kind?"

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"There's a specific kind of markers that are good for skin drawing, I had a friend tell me about them at her Halloween party. Search term 'skin safe marker' should get you some, but I can find you a link. I don't know if they're any good for hair, though; maybe just a basic set of washables for those?" Excited wiggling Cara. They're going to do body art together! 

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Haru nods and begins phonepoking rituals.

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Cara nuzzles Lucy happily. "Thaaaanks, Haruuuuu" 

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Pet pet pet. “Can I draw on you too?”

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"Yes! Please please do, I love being drawn on. That was like 80% of what I did at that party. ...There may have been a drinking game involved." 

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“I read a fanfic once where Batman wrote the First Federalist Paper on some girl’s back.”

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Cara's eyes light up. "As a sex thing? Or was it plot-relevant for some reason?" 

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“It was sort of ambiguous whether she found being written on sexy or just relaxing? But it was definitely sex-adjacent.”

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She giggles. "Wait, and did it need to be the first federalist papers, did she have visibility and/or the super senses you would need to distinguish it from, say, the opening paragraph of My Immortal?" 

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“Nope! She asked him to write on her and he panicked!”

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She snorts. "Okay but that's kind of a great meme characterization prompt? 'What does your character use as their lorem ipsum in a kink context.' Though personally I feel like Bruce would actually just use lorem ipsum, I feel like it's exactly the kind of thing he'd memorize as a flex."

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“You think the first Federalist Paper is less of a flex?”

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Oh no she really likes Lucy. "Oh, it absolutely is! But - it's a different one, right? It's a thing that establishes a hero as a crying-eagle-us-flag-emoji type of guy? Captain America would write the First Federalist Paper on Bucky's back, for sure. But for Batman I think it's genuinely a bit of an odd choice!"

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“Hmm, I’m not sure? Captain America would write the Constitution, or maybe the Bill of Rights. The Federalist papers are more obscure and/or intellectual. I mean, anyone who just wants to flex can memorize Loren Ipsum.”

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