"How about you simply don't do any terribly unethical abuse of esper powers! You're on the wagon!"

"—it was joke. I will use my powers on him but it'll be fully consensual."

("Who does this asshole think he is.")

"You, but better adjusted, happier, kinder, and a lot less traumatised besides."

"Oh, in that case sure, I'll be on hand."

"Thank you, Haru-ya." He gives his Haru one quick kiss, the other Haru (?????) a wave, then drags his alt into a room.

He supposes this might as well be what happens next.

"Come on, Jaeha, sit," he says, switching to Korean, "don't just stand there, that looks exhausting."

"...wow."

"Hmm?"

"If I'd known how much I sound like Father I'd have offed myself a decade ago."

("What does 'ya' mean?"

"Korean endearment."

"Oh...")

"Oooh, burn! Unfortunately I know for a fact I sound substantially more like Nam Hee-seo."

"...w...what?"

Hmm.

"How do you feel about undos?"

"...what? No, hold on, about Nam Hee-seo—"

"I'm going to tell you about her, don't worry, but I don't like this conversational branch."

"...wow." Better? Kinder? He's exactly the same horrible monster after all, just better at hiding—

"As I'm sure your internal narration would eventually get, I am asking for consent here, and the end result is gonna be better by your own lights, but since I don't want to wait until you get there on your own can we just skip it?"

"I GUESS."

"Thank you! It'll be worth it I promise." Oh boy he hasn't done this in forever he's excited. 

Undo.

"Sit?" he says, switching to Korean. "I'm going to yell at you but there's no reason for you to be uncomfortable throughout."

Wow, did he always sound this smarmy?

"Sorry, can't really help it."