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Okay, okay, she's fine. Or, well. She's not, but she's going to go to bed because she is so gods-damned tired. She needs sleep. She gives the little pre-teen/teenager a final squeeze, pulls away to wipe at her eyes and pretend there were no tears at all, to speak of, and then announces:
:If you'll excuse me, I'm going to bed now. Next weird magic problem you all get to solve in-house, I'm not coming out until I'm ready unless your monarch's about to get assassinated or something. Even then, only if I like them, so I'd better get a nice gift basket:
She's kind of joking, but also kind of not. The part about the gift basket is definitely not serious, but everything else: yeah uh, actually just leave her alone this time, she is so tired. So tired. They do not even know how long her day has been. When they find out they're going to be so horrified. So, so horrified. She wants to save the surprise for later, when she's less tired, but: look forward to that, everybody. Longest day award goes to her.