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Aug 08, 2020 7:37 AM
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She ignores the fully-clothed girl. Jane knew lots of girls in high who wouldn't use a public shower without a swimsuit on, but college is a good time to get over that sort of thing. She's mildly annoyed just getting naked in the locker room was enough to raise her BOD, because it means she won't have a record of what she looked like naked pre-magic body transformation. Whatever. She tries not to react as she begins fiddling with the sliders on the scale.

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Her stomach is notably flatter and that weird mole on her left shoulder she always felt insecure about has disappeared.

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Now it's Jane's turn to shout "Eeep!". She could be imagining some of those changes... but a mole just disappearing is another thing. She cranes her neck to inspect her shoulder from all angles, just to make sure she hasn't gotten confused about the exact spot on her shoulder the mole used to be. The she does the same thing for her right shoulder—it isn't there either. Okay. She snaps a picture of the reading on the scale, then heads back to the mirror to get her naked set of before pics, or at least not-too-far-in picks. She makes sure to include close-ups of her shoulders and face this time.

Then she raises her hand towards the purple text and takes a deep breath in. She's hesitating, mainly because she's afraid her finger will slip and accidentally make her hornier instead of hotter. Being hornier than you are hot seems... problematic. Once she feels sure she isn't going to screw up, she hits the "+" sign hanging next to "BOD" in the air five times in steady, deliberate succession.

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The plus signs disappear. When she looks down, she notices that her breasts are somewhat larger and perkier. 

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Jane's heart starts beating faster. Suddenly it seems important to get this over with as quickly as possible. She snaps more pictures in the mirror, then weighs herself again—she has to force herself to stop long enough to get a picture of the scale—and finally goes back to her locker. She hopes her bra still fits.

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She weighs the same according to the scale, although the fat may have redistributed itself. Her acne is gone, her arm muscles are present, her face is more symmetrical, and her hair day is amazing.

Her bra fits perfectly! Thanks Erogame.

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A skill has been created by a special action! Trying on your bra has created the skill A Perfect Fit.
Info/Skills/A Perfect Fit

A Perfect Fit. Passive.

Your clothes always fit perfectly and flatteringly. You no longer get weird red lines or back pain when wearing a bra. 
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Jane doesn't slow until she's outside the building entirely. She takes out her phone to review the pictures she just took. Her acne really does look like it disappeared... and it really doesn't look like just a difference in lighting. And she manages to find an photo of herself in a tank top a few weeks ago where the mole on her left shoulder is really obvious, at least if she zooms in, so she definitely did just have a mole magically disappear. And she doesn't really believe anymore that the increased perkiness of her boobs is just from unconsciously standing up straighter. Incidentally, it was awfully nice of the Erogame not to make her walk around without a bra until she could buy some new ones. Maybe if she hopes for more things the Erogame will just give them to her? I hope I randomly run into a cute guy who wants to be my boyfriendshe thinks to herself.

But if there Erogame isn't willing to be that nice to her, what should she do next? Maybe she'll try that quest after all, at least the first couple parts. She searches for "sex shop" on Google Maps to see if there's one within walking distance of campus.

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Quest available: Boyfriend Quest

Find a cute guy who wants to be your boyfriend.

Success: 10,000 XP
Failure: -
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...fair, Erogame. Fair.

So she'll keep her eyes out for cute guys. But XP sound useful, and the first quest seems like easy XP. At least if she can find an appropriate, um, object. She goes back to searching on her phone for sex shops.

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There are several sex shops in her area, all named things like The Smitten Kitten. 

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All the sex shop names seem so friendly and inviting. She had been half-expecting something really skeezy sounding like XXX ADULT VIDEO. She decides to go to the nearest shop by walking distance immediately.

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The shop is brightly-lit, clean, well-organized, and aggressively nonthreatening.

"Hello!" says a very perky salesclerk. "How can I help you?"

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"Uhhh..." Jane says. She had been envisioning herself just browsing on her own, without having to explain to the sales clerk that she is specifically looking for a dildo that is at least 12 inches in circumference and at least 12 inches long, and find the prospect deeply mortifying. "Can you, uh, point me to your dildos?"

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"Sure!" says the salesclerk. "They're right over here, in between vibrators and buttplugs and just across the aisle from the erotica. We're having a sale today!"

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That's awfully convenientJane thinks. Unless actually this is just one of those stores where everything is on sale all the time, so you think you're getting a good deal while paying normal price.

She eyes her options. Twelve inches around is a little under four inches diameter, and she thinks she has a good sense of what three or four inches looks like. Except... she'd hate to miss out on 5,000 experience points because she accidentally got a dildo that was only 11.5 inches around. She begins going through the larger options, carefully inspecting the packaging to see if they have exact specs.

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All of the dildos have a length and circumference included!

It is unclear whether they had this useful feature before the Erogame intervened.

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Jane begins mentally cataloging her options. What's the cheapest option that meets the "12 inches long, 12 inches circumference" requirement? And then, just as a matter of curiosity, she begins keeping an eye out for the absolute largest option. Not that she'd buy it. Surely not...

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The absolute largest option is the Moby, a startling 36 inches long. 

It appears to be mostly decorative. 

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When Jane sees the Moby, she stops in her tracks. She hadn't been expecting to see that in the non-threatening sex shop. She hadn't realized such things even existed. After getting closer, she takes a careful look at the label. 36 inches long... and 26 inches in circumference. Of course it is.

When she first saw the final level of the Size Queen quest, she'd figured the final level would require defiling a traffic cone or something. She wouldn't have been entirely surprised to stumble across an 18 inch dildo, but this monster was another matter entirely. It felt like another sign, like the goblin poem. Or is the fact that it feels that way a sign I'm sliding into crazy town? Still, she couldn't help but be curious... "Hey," she says to the salesclerk, "just out of, uh, curiosity, how much does this thing cost? On sale, I mean?"

This is insane. I'm not seriously considering this. What do "XP" even do anyway? She decides to try whispering a request for help under her breath. "Info XP. Info stats. Info level?"

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The Erogame presents the same information about stats and level that it did when the game began.

"The Moby costs $500!" the salesclerk says cheerfully. "We mostly have it as a display piece."

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"Valid. That's more than I'd want to spend on something that's just going to sit around my dorm room but uh..."

(why did you say that, idiot)

"...make sense."

She goes back to trying to find some options that are both more reasonably sized, and reasonably priced.

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There are several dildos that proudly announce themselves to be GOOD BEGINNER'S DILDOS. 

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Those are going to be too small. Uh, this store had better not be devoid of large dildos under $500, Jane thinks, as she continues searching for something not too large, not too small, but just right. Or I guess if it is, I'm going to find a way to come up with more money fast.

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It also has several dildos that seem rather intimidatingly large.

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