LVL: 1 (0%)
BOD: 13 (+)
LST: 12 (+)
SED: 8 (+)
FUK: 8 (+)
PRV: 12 (+)
ERO: 10 (+)
Status Effects: 'Innocent' Virgin
Description: Jane Russell is a college freshmen majoring in Undecided, currently recovering from being dumped by her high school boyfriend three weeks into a long-distance relationship which he swore would be just fine and she had nothing to worry about. Unbeknownst to her, something called the "Erogame" has just decided to help with that.'
Erogamer's Body (Lvl MAX): The biological ability to live your life as an erogame. Venereal disease doesn't exist for you, or pregnancies or periods. Arbitrarily large appendages can fit inside any of your orifices. You heal from all injuries with a good night's sleep, ready for the next day's adventures. Other aspects of this skill depend on the BOD stat.
Erogamer's Mind (Lvl MAX): The mental flexibility to live your life as an erogame. You're more able to accept the realities of your new world. You'll also bounce back from painful, upsetting and bizarre sexual experiences with relative ease. Rape can be anything from a recoverable trauma to a Tuesday afternoon, but it won't ruin your life. Other aspects of this skill depend on the FUK, SED, LST, and PRV stats.
Erogamer's World (Lvl MAX): The consent of reality to live your life as an erogame. People are never too preoccupied to consider sex or romance, not while you're around. Bystanders won't ignore what you do, but they're unlikely to actually stop you. Those who do decide to involve themselves are drawn into the logic of the Erogame. If you go far enough that an authority sees no choice but to intervene… they won't treat you as a simple criminal. Other aspects of this skill depend on the ERO stat.
To Mine Own Me Be True (Lvl MAX): Even at the center of the Erogame, you are not just an erogame character, but a human being possessed of her own free will. Your family will always be safe from you, and little children everywhere.
Everything's Better With Ero: On every quest and every path you walk, taking the option that turns you on more will never lead to worse results in the long run than taking the option that seems safe, sensible, and practical. This perk does not operate by reducing the rewards of safe, sensible, practical-seeming paths.
Info // Status Effects// 'Innocent' Virgin
Merely existing in the age of the Internet has already raised your PRV stat above 10. Still, until you choose to lose your virginity, the Erogame will not force you to give it up.
Info // Character Stats // Level:
At LVL 1, and 0% progress toward the next level, you'll never be this weak again. You can increase your level by completing the quests the Erogame offers you, or by causing romantic and sexual events to happen to you or around you. The more difficult the challenge, the greater the rewards.
Info // Character Stats // Body:
With the average being 10, and perfect 10s being 40, your BOD of 13 is above average pretty. You'll never be the most head-turning girl in your class, but you're no slacker either.
You can increase this stat through exhibitionism, and other acts that invoke the pure beauty and power of your physical form.
Info // Character Stats // Lust:
At a LST of 12, you usually have to jerk off to go to sleep, but it doesn't bother you that much the rest of the time.
You gain in this stat while experiencing sexual urges that are unusually intense or that go on unusually long.
Info // Character Stats // Seduction:
Your SED of 8 reflects less your innate charm and more the fact that seducing guys your own age mostly requires the ability to go "hey, wanna fuck?"
You can increase this stat by arousing the romantic interest or sexual desire of others, and successfully pursuing them or being caught.
Info // Character Stats // Fucking:
Your FUK of 8 shows that, while being thoughtful and considerate counts, and a strong grasp of the relative theory counts, there's only so far you can get without hands-on experience.
How do you increase this stat? Take a guess.
Info // Character Stats // Perversion:
Your PRV of 12 shows that you have looked for porn upon the Internet, and managed not to completely avoid the dubious products of Rule 34. But you're still not quite sure what you like yet.
You can increase this stat by being a little less close-minded, and acting accordingly.
Info // Character Stats // Erogame Logic:
At an ERO of 10, your life has become an erogame taking place in a mostly realistic setting. What happens to you might seem unlikely to others, but it won't break their belief in a sane universe… yet. Witnesses will reach for explanations other than the Erogame, but they'll still notice the unusual events.
If you keep pushing probability to its limits, then probability will learn to be a bit more flexible down there, relax and take it in and not protest so much.
Info // Character Stats // Dominant and Submissive Energy:
If this were a different game, you'd have mana and hit points, and they'd refill from you sitting on your ass.
She ignores the fully-clothed girl. Jane knew lots of girls in high who wouldn't use a public shower without a swimsuit on, but college is a good time to get over that sort of thing. She's mildly annoyed just getting naked in the locker room was enough to raise her BOD, because it means she won't have a record of what she looked like naked pre-magic body transformation. Whatever. She tries not to react as she begins fiddling with the sliders on the scale.
Her stomach is notably flatter and that weird mole on her left shoulder she always felt insecure about has disappeared.
Now it's Jane's turn to shout "Eeep!". She could be imagining some of those changes... but a mole just disappearing is another thing. She cranes her neck to inspect her shoulder from all angles, just to make sure she hasn't gotten confused about the exact spot on her shoulder the mole used to be. The she does the same thing for her right shoulder—it isn't there either. Okay. She snaps a picture of the reading on the scale, then heads back to the mirror to get her naked set of before pics, or at least not-too-far-in picks. She makes sure to include close-ups of her shoulders and face this time.
Then she raises her hand towards the purple text and takes a deep breath in. She's hesitating, mainly because she's afraid her finger will slip and accidentally make her hornier instead of hotter. Being hornier than you are hot seems... problematic. Once she feels sure she isn't going to screw up, she hits the "+" sign hanging next to "BOD" in the air five times in steady, deliberate succession.
The plus signs disappear. When she looks down, she notices that her breasts are somewhat larger and perkier.
Jane's heart starts beating faster. Suddenly it seems important to get this over with as quickly as possible. She snaps more pictures in the mirror, then weighs herself again—she has to force herself to stop long enough to get a picture of the scale—and finally goes back to her locker. She hopes her bra still fits.
She weighs the same according to the scale, although the fat may have redistributed itself. Her acne is gone, her arm muscles are present, her face is more symmetrical, and her hair day is amazing.
Her bra fits perfectly! Thanks Erogame.
A skill has been created by a special action! Trying on your bra has created the skill A Perfect Fit.
Info/Skills/A Perfect Fit
A Perfect Fit. Passive.
Your clothes always fit perfectly and flatteringly. You no longer get weird red lines or back pain when wearing a bra.
Jane doesn't slow until she's outside the building entirely. She takes out her phone to review the pictures she just took. Her acne really does look like it disappeared... and it really doesn't look like just a difference in lighting. And she manages to find an photo of herself in a tank top a few weeks ago where the mole on her left shoulder is really obvious, at least if she zooms in, so she definitely did just have a mole magically disappear. And she doesn't really believe anymore that the increased perkiness of her boobs is just from unconsciously standing up straighter. Incidentally, it was awfully nice of the Erogame not to make her walk around without a bra until she could buy some new ones. Maybe if she hopes for more things the Erogame will just give them to her? I hope I randomly run into a cute guy who wants to be my boyfriend, she thinks to herself.
But if there Erogame isn't willing to be that nice to her, what should she do next? Maybe she'll try that quest after all, at least the first couple parts. She searches for "sex shop" on Google Maps to see if there's one within walking distance of campus.
Quest available: Boyfriend Quest
Find a cute guy who wants to be your boyfriend.
Success: 10,000 XP
...fair, Erogame. Fair.
So she'll keep her eyes out for cute guys. But XP sound useful, and the first quest seems like easy XP. At least if she can find an appropriate, um, object. She goes back to searching on her phone for sex shops.
There are several sex shops in her area, all named things like The Smitten Kitten.
All the sex shop names seem so friendly and inviting. She had been half-expecting something really skeezy sounding like XXX ADULT VIDEO. She decides to go to the nearest shop by walking distance immediately.
The shop is brightly-lit, clean, well-organized, and aggressively nonthreatening.
"Hello!" says a very perky salesclerk. "How can I help you?"
"Uhhh..." Jane says. She had been envisioning herself just browsing on her own, without having to explain to the sales clerk that she is specifically looking for a dildo that is at least 12 inches in circumference and at least 12 inches long, and find the prospect deeply mortifying. "Can you, uh, point me to your dildos?"
"Sure!" says the salesclerk. "They're right over here, in between vibrators and buttplugs and just across the aisle from the erotica. We're having a sale today!"
That's awfully convenient, Jane thinks. Unless actually this is just one of those stores where everything is on sale all the time, so you think you're getting a good deal while paying normal price.
She eyes her options. Twelve inches around is a little under four inches diameter, and she thinks she has a good sense of what three or four inches looks like. Except... she'd hate to miss out on 5,000 experience points because she accidentally got a dildo that was only 11.5 inches around. She begins going through the larger options, carefully inspecting the packaging to see if they have exact specs.
All of the dildos have a length and circumference included!
It is unclear whether they had this useful feature before the Erogame intervened.
Jane begins mentally cataloging her options. What's the cheapest option that meets the "12 inches long, 12 inches circumference" requirement? And then, just as a matter of curiosity, she begins keeping an eye out for the absolute largest option. Not that she'd buy it. Surely not...
The absolute largest option is the Moby, a startling 36 inches long.
It appears to be mostly decorative.
When Jane sees the Moby, she stops in her tracks. She hadn't been expecting to see that in the non-threatening sex shop. She hadn't realized such things even existed. After getting closer, she takes a careful look at the label. 36 inches long... and 26 inches in circumference. Of course it is.
When she first saw the final level of the Size Queen quest, she'd figured the final level would require defiling a traffic cone or something. She wouldn't have been entirely surprised to stumble across an 18 inch dildo, but this monster was another matter entirely. It felt like another sign, like the goblin poem. Or is the fact that it feels that way a sign I'm sliding into crazy town? Still, she couldn't help but be curious... "Hey," she says to the salesclerk, "just out of, uh, curiosity, how much does this thing cost? On sale, I mean?"
This is insane. I'm not seriously considering this. What do "XP" even do anyway? She decides to try whispering a request for help under her breath. "Info XP. Info stats. Info level?"
The Erogame presents the same information about stats and level that it did when the game began.
"The Moby costs $500!" the salesclerk says cheerfully. "We mostly have it as a display piece."
"Valid. That's more than I'd want to spend on something that's just going to sit around my dorm room but uh..."
(why did you say that, idiot)
She goes back to trying to find some options that are both more reasonably sized, and reasonably priced.
There are several dildos that proudly announce themselves to be GOOD BEGINNER'S DILDOS.
Those are going to be too small. Uh, this store had better not be devoid of large dildos under $500, Jane thinks, as she continues searching for something not too large, not too small, but just right. Or I guess if it is, I'm going to find a way to come up with more money fast.
It also has several dildos that seem rather intimidatingly large.