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Jinx & Mark in Runeterra
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"You know exactly why I left, Vic. It's because you're a total asshole who doesn't understand when no means fucking no. You'd think you'd get the hint when I started shoving my Zapper in your gut."

Jinx coils up the nest of wire and starts on a new brick of explosives. 

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"Hey, I wasn't hearing any complaints about the rough stuff."

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"And then you fucking started to choke me and didn't stop until I kneed you in the groin."

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"That was a legit misunderstanding! How was I supposed to know you weren't into that? I apologized and everything!"

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"And then you did it again a month later, after I'd really laid out for you how living in Zaun makes you really fucking value being able to breathe." 

Jinx yanks another detonator out of the brick of plastic explosive.

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"I forgot, okay? You forget important things all the fucking time, I don't see why you can't deal with a little slip like that -" 

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Jinx sighs, and pulls her Zapper. 

"Listen. Shut up or I'll shut you up, okay? I am not here to repeat this fucking argument again."

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Vic smiles. "Hey, just like old times! Go on, you don't have the - " 

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Jinx presses the trigger, and her work environment suddenly gets a whole lot quieter.

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"Kind of wondering why he was so quick to conclude I'm your new girlfriend," says Ruava.

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Jinx rips out another bundle of wires.

"Probably the undyed hair. It's a thing."

 

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"Huh."

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"Not that he's not also a possessive, controlling sonofabitch." 

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"He... has not made the greatest impression on me so far."

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"I mean, he's not all bad. Wouldn't have made it to fiancé otherwise. But he's like a plum: thin layer of asshole on top, thick layer of 'actually a pretty cool guy who's hot and lovable' beneath that, hard, blackened pit of total dickery in the centre."

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"What an amazingly vivid description."

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"You would have one too if you'd spent as long with him as I have. Anyway! This one's done now."

Jinx stuffs the last of the explosives into her hoodie pocket.

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"And we're pretty sure we've picked up the technique!"

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"... Yeah, that doesn't stop being awesome. Should we split up for the others, or...?"

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"Sounds most efficient that way."

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"Okay. I promise not to get into trouble this time."

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Ruava grins and kisses her on the cheek.

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Kiss!

Annnd now let's leave the ex-fiancé's apartment before he wakes up and they have to deal with him again.

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Yes, good plan.

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Jinx briefs Ruava on the other bomb locations as they take the elevator down, then waves goodbye with a smile. "See you back at the apartment!"

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