"Sure." He looks at the camera again. "If this works - which I'm not sure it will, I haven't tried it here yet - I'll be summoning a celestial giant fire beetle, for about a minute and a half. This sort of summoning doesn't require payment, and in fact we can't always speak to our summons at all; in this case my translation magic will cover it, and the language you'll hear me speaking is celestial, which the beetle will understand. Celestial creatures are benevolent by nature, but even if it wasn't, it would be perfectly safe; the magic compels it to follow my instructions, and it returns to its home automatically when the spell expires."
He casts, and a golden beetle the size of a small dog or very big housecat with silvery glowing patches over its eyes appears in his lap, its antennae twitching alertly. He speaks a few words to it in a soothing tone, and it settles, snuggling up a bit.